Can we get some German soldier war stories from the past going?

Like any Germanons or fleeing ones have grandparents that had stories to tell of being in the German Wehrmacht/SS so us other anons can keep it all alive in our memories.

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I'm sorry this thread is probably too based to actually get people posting in it, they would rather go and talk about ukraine gore videos or post in slide threads, nothing cool happens here anymore

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My wifes Opa was some high up in the Panzer corps. After the war they basically kidnapped him and his wife and my father-in-law. Shoved them on a boat and sent them to some base in Manitoba. Then ended up drinking themselves to death. My father-in-law is pretty based and enjoys hearing red pills from me whenever we get together.

i have a grand uncle who disappeared around the end of ww2

i forgot to add, allegedly part of the SS

Damn, that's depressing.
Was just hoping for some old war stories, there is 47654679725689 war stories from the victor's side.

Very few have questioned the fact that it's illegal to doubt the holocaust in many European nations, and that's not even what I'm after. I'm after stories that will die with those men because people are too afraid to share them.

I figured there would be LARPers, but you're probably right.

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hi i'm a nazi who fled after the war ama i am 100 years old

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The full breakout of all 21 scores:
Schacht, Hjalmar 143
Seyss-Inquart, Arthur 141
Dönitz, Karl 138
Göring, Hermann 138
Papen, Franz von 134
Raeder, Erich 134
Frank, Hans 130
Fritzsche, Hans 130
Schirach, Baldur von 130
Keitel, Wilhelm 129
Ribbentrop, Joachim von 129
Speer, Albert 128
Jodl, Alfred 127
Rosenberg, Alfred 127
Neurath, Konstantin von 125
Frick, Wilhelm 124
Funk, Walther 124
Hess, Rudolf 120
Sauckel, Fritz 118
Kaltenbrunner, Ernst 113
Streicher, Julius 106

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Too bad they got rid of all their diaries, etc.

I know they burned tons of German journals and what-not.

Yeah il tell you a story my late grandmother used to tell me.
>be her
>be 11
>have a 5 year old sister
>ww2 starts
>italians roam from village to village raping murdering and looting
>everytime men gather up to kill them they run like pussies
>italians pillage for 5 months
>germans come in
>grandma is begging for food since her family farm got sacked and burned by italians
>a grerman soldier sees her w her sister
>walks up to them
>hands them water and some food
>german soldier was escortee by a true ustasha man
>he translates
>german says that he is so sorry to see them both in this state
>goes on "italians treat people like cattle and wonder why noone wishes to stay in their pathethic empire"
>hands her some money and a silver coin
>walks away
> she lived through yugoslavia and prosecution of all croatian and right oriented
>never once did she say anything bad about germans

Another one from my gfs grandfather
>be him
>be youngest of 6
>partizans roll into village
>start gathering all males ages 5 and above
>they pick him up
>march them towards the field
>with them is a captured german
>he sees the kid
>waits untill he has a decent chance
>tackles one of the partisans and yells to him in german
>he esacpes together with his older brother
>4 died
>while running his brother gets shot in the arm
>spend 3 days hiding
>brothers arm getting worse
>accidentaly run into a german patrol
>they take him to a field hospital
>hes ok but dehydrated
>brothers hand has to be amputated due to gangrene
>german gave his life for his
>german doctor saved his brother
> lived thourgh yugoslavia
>got imprisoned and beaten by militia 15 times
>never once said anything bad about germans

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Thank you user for the story, and other user for the bump.
You're both good frens.

My grandpa was captured by the brits in france after beeing airborne all over Europa. He told me about dday and how lucky he was that his position was far enough in the east of france so He saw it but didnt get shot at. He told lots of stories where He was lucky. Like one day He was on a supply run and got caught im arty fire and a arty granade hit right next to hit leg and didnt explode. So many stories. I really miss him

Thanks for sharing it user, sorry about your grandfather, make him proud.

my friends grand-grandpa was taken to a german labor camp
he escaped with a truck, and stole a (shift lever?) from a tank as a trophy

Yeah no problem.
My entire fathers side of the family was right orie ted due to their expirences with germans and subsequent ones wit partizans. Grandfather refused to join the communist party under a threat of death.
From my mothers side I have a grandma that has a copy of communist mafinfesto side by side with mein kampf, claiming that those 2 combined would bring peace. A couple of more fast ones from my gfs side of the family since hers entire family were labeled as co conspirators due to the fact that they cared for wounded germans and partisans alike. Germans were so disgusted by the italian treatment of the local population that they started caring for mothers with children left with no way to survive cuz italians were bloodthirsty apes. So yeah
1. My gfs great grandma with 3 kids was given a calf by a german soldier so that they wouldnt starve
2. Also were give cloghes since dirty italians had a habbit of burning everything
3.ecen when they needed supplies they not once pillaged so that people would starve, most of communication was civil with a clear distinction between fighting personell and civilians
4. They built a bridge so that army could cross, later commies placed a signe stating that they had done it kek.

I was one of the Nazis in the war. I have attached a picture of myself of when I was a young man, just on my way to go and see my lover Heinrich. He was a good man with a huge erektion, Huge Heinrich they would call him. He would ram my ass as I would ram his. That's all we did as nazis really, was ram ass

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Depressing story, but thank you for sharing it. I really appreciate any attempt to keep their memories alive...

>be german
>dress up as a girl
>tell someone to take a picture "look how ridiculous I look hahahah isn't that funny?" (weird german humor)

>be westerner
>dress up as woman
>cut cock off
>upload selfie
>I.... I look good... don't I???
>TELL ME I'M PRETTY BIGOT!

And here is me singing for the Stoßtruppen. We would sing all day dressed as women and then at night we would ram ass

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My Grandpa came back from the eastern front minus one ear he lost to the cold, but otherwise fine (unlike most of his friends)

never wanted to talk about it, hated russia forever since