Trips decides her last words
GOOD MORNING SUNDAY MORNING
oh shi-
Death to kikes
built for bcc
"Is that drone coming at us to deliver me my bribes in cash?"
"Drilling a hole in your crotch doesn't make you a woman"
good mourning
>death to china
>death to communism
>We recognize the sovereignty of- ACK
Kek. In all honesty though fuck West Taiwan.
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it"
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm, this might be alright
But wait, I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet, I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said, "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought "Nah, forget it, yo, holmes to Bel Air"
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo holmes, smell ya later"
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air
>missiles? that's beyond stupid
I sure do love this ice cream.
I sucked Michelle Obama's nine inch dick.
>bring me my frozen, choco, snackos.
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
>what's the Logan act?
>Joe gets Xi variant long covid 25th invoked
>China wastes Nancy midair
>Kameleaaach becomes potus
Who is vp?
What are the Chinese going to do? Bomb me?
>"And 10% has to go to "the big guy" held by Hunter"
my booba are perfect booba. please suck my booba, user. mommy wuvs u, user. oh user u have vewy big muscles and a giant pp for me to engulf with my stemcell tightened vagina. U"w"U
I am garbage.
Shit my teeth fell out...
-ACK
Did that cunt not land in Taiwan yet?
KEK
>did I remember to turn the stove off?
Oh God, please get off of me. Please stop. Please.
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