Stop..., touching, ....your dick. What're you fucks!? God damned animals?
As males, we are meant to spread our seed .
But, you've spread it in unnatural environments. You've splooged in comfort. Giant High Def Screens, Comfy Leather Chairs, Blasting Orgasmic Audio in your headphones ,AC cooled rooms, Multiple Screens of whatever you could cum to. When has any species spread their DNA in such lazy ways?
In days past you spent it only in primitive rape or cave dwelling survival. Your seed was built up inside of you to only be used for one thing. Extending the life of your tribe.
For now on, jack off in the worst possible spot. Bathrooms, etc. Train yourselves to sploog in an unnatural environment.
You've grown not to too much porn, but to being in a familiar, "safe" environment. Once you get a willing female in the comfort of you own home, it'll be all the more in your favor. Your confidence will soar being in your home base and not a shitty Home Depot restroom.
I read the book, I don't remember if he said that but it'd go against the message of self destruction and freedom to spread your seed, even if that's what I personally think is the male purpose.
Zachary Fisher
You're not real
Michael Cooper
Glorifying nigger culture has never been the smartest thing to do.
Elijah Cooper
I don’t fap and it ends up happening in sleep now once a month
Elijah Johnson
Family, love, children... these things don't concern me. What concerns me are MMMMF orgies, incest POV scenes with mommies and sisters, some black guy's cock up a woman's asshole - PornHub, OnlyFans, Xvideos, Martha Stewert.
Nicholas Garcia
Weak
Christian Powell
Keked, as well as checked.
Matthew Hill
I'm happy you thought this was a durden quote.
I'm just extending to what Tyler would think of all the SIMPIMG . guess I did a good job of typing in his syntax
Ryder Perry
Very interesting post... Tyler Durden could not exist in a post-porn world
Joseph Murphy
Tyler durden was the antagonist of the movie. He fought against the mindless capitalism... With a mindless terrorist cell
Ryan Turner
>mindless terrorist cell Wrong. He fought with space monkeys.
Jayden Clark
OP I am average. I don't want to spread my seed to fat ugly chicks. Better to be a genetic dead end and stop the cycle of emptiness and mediocrity.
Parker Morales
Block all that shit out. What ? you think that's here to help you? Block it out.
I didn't think it was a book quote, I remember all of Tyler's book quotes being broken up by the main dude's commenting on the situation and his insomniac tendencies to think about somethings on and off. You're right about all of that, but I'm urged to say that cousincest is dirtbag patrician interest.
James Hughes
insanity. You are the prize of a God that didn't want you. you can spite him.
You're bastardizing this movie's message and I don't like it!
Carter Garcia
Give me a girlfriend and I'll gladly stop.
Until then, I'm a living being with natural sexual urges that need an outlet.
Luis Allen
Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is the autistic friend simulator and bootleg anime porn warehouse that we wasted the best years of our life on.
>As males, we are meant to spread our seed . Rape?
Landon Sullivan
Cooming makes it harder to get a gf, not because of semen retention or anything it’s because your reward system thinks why go through all this effort when I can just coom at home? Low motivation.
Brandon Perez
good shit op. was thinking of tyler durden earlier today when it occurred to me that it would be hilarious if someone chopped off Igor Kolomoisky's balls. All them billions, but you can never buy back your manhood, kek
Adam Brooks
Only if your cousin is hot and innocent is more like it. I like cousin stuff, but my cousin? Not attractive. No attractive family really, and the guys in my family actually are pretty good looking. Just a bunch of guys who settled for below average tail... God damn I hope I don't end up like that, how do I get a beautiful woman?
Bentley Flores
You don't need that.
GD STOP IT. SHUT THAT SHIT OUT.
YOU SEEM TO THINK BY WHAT SOCIETY DEEMS AS A STANDARD IS YOUR STANDARD.
You take what you can get, user. I'd marry a cousin - even an ugly cousin - if her dad led the Roman senate or something. >how do I get a beautiful woman? You don't. Women and men (but mostly women) need to lower their expectations when it comes to partners. We’ve all been raised on Jews to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that fact.
Jace Peterson
Nope. Just another faggot projecting pretending to be noble on a website full of degeneracy. >im better than you because I say I am
Luke Morris
But I'm actually good looking. I'm shouldn't have even said beautiful, I want a woman that isn't ugly, and I won't settle for just average. I want a bit above average.
Connor Wright
" it's only when we hit rock bottom, and stop tredding water, do we realize to do something with our lives"