On Patrol: Live #4 - It's MA'AM edition

>I've been to Vietnam
>I'm commin from my mommas house

This lady has crack in her bra

Don't try and bullshit a bullshitter, and don't try and bullshit Down Town Danny Brown.

>female officer
>richland
NOW it's Addy time.

Brass knuckles are considered a concealed weapon?

Brass knuckles for dem jungle chinks

fpbp

we ever get an update on that stinky motherfucker from last night?

Doodoo crack cocaine!

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Danny "That's A Man" Brown is based

What percentage is fentanyl?

danny gonna take those brass knuckles home

Bitch getting a felony, good job.

>nigger are there drugs in the car?
no
>he's lyin'
surprise pottery

Still stinky still based

DANNY USED THERI OWN SCALE LMAO

>And of course she asks "Why? Why are you searching?"
Holy fuck
I didn't expect to hear Any Forums talk on this show

I want Addy to search my pants

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OOGA!

still stinky

lets get another psycho from nye county

and its on camera, in fucking HD
there is going to be a jury watching that as evidence against her

>Used the guy's own scale to convict
lmao

I want Addy to punch my cock and balls with those brass knuckles.

88, I was just going back to the future officer

Captain Danny “insert phrase” Brown.

I hate that snarky kike abrams, who is a Chris cuomo supporter. Kike manlet.

>wait that's illegal

Absolutely based irl literal shitposting lel

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man, I used to live a trailer park that looked just like this
damn, like just like that

Danny "Doc" Brown

>Citizen ride along
Oh shit. I am 45 minutes from one of the shitholes that they patrol.

Any Forums need to do citizen on set.

we need to get a Any Forumsack on this show

You know what to do, Any Forums

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WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKS ARE GETTING A RIDE ALONE?

nice, kek

>citizen ride along
we MUST get an user in addy's car holy fuck

CITIZEN RIDE ALONG

ONE YALL MOTHA FUCKERS BETTER DO IT.

you know what you have to do

Can someone from Richland aapply for a ridealong with Addy?

>riding with Danny B
Cool
>it means living in Richland County
Yikes

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spam the word nigger?

imagine getting to shitpost live with danny brown as he arrest niggers

I don't know if it would be good though, hasn't been any footage tonight. And it's all spics.

One of you faggots should get on that ride along to give us the inside scoop on how they skip showing a dozen nigger criminals on the show

I would gladly do it because I have nothing better to do. I'd record kino for my Any Forumsbros.

Lol this is a woman i america

shit I live in NC and I’m going to apply

>ridealong with addy
>you are the last arrest of the night for always sniffing her as she gets out of the car

man leave the drunk boomer alone
Berkeley County sucks
all they do is harass innocent people trying to live their lives
this guy was just have a cold beer with his buddies

give the man a ride home

Kek, this officer thought this dude was a chick

This nigger cop needs to leave these people alone.
He wasn't driving drunk.
He's allowed to fucking walk

This new Wayne world's movie sucks

WHY ARE THEY HARASSING AYUNAMI, SHE'S JUST DRUNK

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Will we ever see a return of the ham man? youtube.com/watch?v=0cxq6Js4tU8

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These cops are assholes, laughing at him and shit. Cunts.

>we need to get a Any Forumsack on this show
Last night user said he was 5 minutes away from the Walmart they were at. We told him to go up there and shoot a nigger in the head so we could see him on the show but he wouldn't do it.

im near nye county. i could have chased down kevin and his caesar goons

I drunk walk all the time.

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getting an user on the show would be great nonetheless, imagine the shitposting potential

Question them on why they harass "white supremacists" when they're doing legal protesting.

worth it

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Pelosi's plane might have just landed in Taiwan guys

Paterson NJ looks like the ultimate shit hole. Goddamn

>CAESAR GOONS
DEGENERATES LIKE YOU BELONG ON A CROSS

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KEVIN HES A SICKOOO

I can do it guys.
I live in Richland County
I will request the Addy ride along and tell her that is loved on a Cambodian Fingerpuppet image board

>do On Patrol ride along
>surreptitiously live post on this thread
>film incidents they don't show with a hidden camera
>create a superior show - more honest and exciting
>get signed to create a new show on a different channel
>cast the studio commentators from Any Forums
>break ratings records
>have Trump on live to discuss law enforcement issues
>win

Elko county here

I had to work near there a few times. It's such a shithole. So is NJ except the some beaches and the small rural areas.
t. Pennsylvanian

>we go live to taipei now

>paterson sirens
>sneak in a break

What do you expect from biggers and Puerto ricans

only just got here, what's the consensus on the new show?
soulless, kino?

Let me guess, nothing happened?

They canceled that nigger Uncle Ben

>that pierced toothpaste mulatto goblina shaved head atrocidad and jew manscape pube man are the new normal

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>1 dad
>1 mom
Ayo this commercial is transniggerphobic.

Its just going to be a public intoxication which is a non-criminal misdemeanor in most places. Literally just a ticket and no jail time

Wait is it for just Richland or any county in this episode?

Lot of nigger cops now.

Xi's a bitch for not following through

Learn how to drive and don't come back you amish bitch

wow, one of the 30 people in elko posts here. didnt expect to see that in my life.

said it last week but the first time I ever heard of Paterson was because of a comedian whose dad was stabbed to death outside a strip club there

Washoe checking in

X GON GIVE IT TO YA

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racist show

It sounds like it's for any of them but we all know what needs to be done.

I keep thinking that every time I see that manscaped commercial. what the fuck is that mutt and why is it so ugly?

Should be going after the actually violent offenders instead of just targeting whites for quota

Get some shots of her juicy latina booty

They said they'll be releasing more details in the coming weeks
So probably they'll start putting out feelers in all of the communities that they police and have it on future episodes

that thing is not even mixed properly, it's some valley girl with a shitty perm and spray tan.

I think they said all their counties

I'd rather live next to Amish than "people" from New Jersey. Amish make good food.
Also NJ plates are THE worst drivers ffs.

heat seeking weapons have an easier time targeting aircraft on departure in Modern Warfare online

Who cares. OPLive is on

FUCK IM LATE
ANY HAPPENINGS?

I was with two other drunk people and we were literally carrying one weekend at Bernie style. 1000% surprised we didn't get in trouble. The ticket would have been worth it though the burger was so fucking good

I've got a feeler to put out.

I've lived in Dayton by the bunny ranch

We had an officer down. Pretty bad

yeah
racsial profiling

Are you in clark

Trannies and methheads. There was an officer down call over the radio but he just stubbed his toe

Kevin took down an officer

will someone PLEASE post addy's big latina booty?

officer got eaten by a deathclaw

FUCK YOU AND YOUR DEAD NIGGER SON BITCH

I think the goblino is in movies or on tv or something, maybe SNL?
kek they couldn't even find a decent mulatta to shill their mind control flouride turning the frogs gay yum yum paste!

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Why is literally EVERY American ad full of niggers?
Aren't they meant to be like 13% of the population?
Looks like they're 100%.

Many such cases.

zero. boring AF

yes unfortunately

ESG.

I hate this sheboon cop.
She's fucking wasting resources

Yeah, would

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>now at a bar looking for a cute ytboi
finna

kind of like TWA flight 800
you know, allegedly.

(((Marketers)))

Pete (((Davidson))) the guy fucking Kim Kardashian

>twitch streamer is woke
I'm going in.

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Call a fucking cab, nigger.
This is bizzarre

>youtubeboi

This lady cop is pretty chill, last few episodes she tries to not give tickets or take people to jail, just wanting to give warnings and what not.

Did we just save Henry?
Are they reading these threads?

Sorry to hear that. It's the worst part of NV.

>Posts a general.
>doesn't post the cy.tube link where we all hang out

Based

this dude wants to drill some oil

I wanna go to this party

Ahh that's who it is lol

marketing managers nitpick everything, throw a nigger in and they cant nitpick anything lel

you cant post it retard, Any Forums doesn't let yoou

>Regarding Henry
Dan with the bantz

Pretty based, they just take him home.

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that is going to quickly develop into two and then three chins

agree. she's professional and likable. they need to show more representative perps, tho

He also fucked Ariana grande and he has a giant dick so I hear. His dad died in one of the twin towers on 9/11. And he’s a (((kike)))

it's called burning coal.

Dog Bolo bit some child abuser in the leg last episode.

What about the fight in New Jersey, Dan? You fucking kike.

Is that a fucking Homo erectus or something?

She's on the fence about this incident.

Jfc welcome to Any Forums where links cant be separated by an extra space.
You fucking new fag retard

if they deliver Henry back to his friends and tell them to take his drunk ass home then Berkeley County has completed their redemption arc

where is our big tittied bike rider?

yeah haha it's taking them longer than expected to get to the scene shucks hahaha

fucking pigs
Did he find his dog?

Dudes a coal burner

>She's on the fence about this incident.

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Literally my first thought when I saw that image was this.

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>you're being a meanie, I'm arresting you

>cute black gf
Uhhh based?

Lady bout to have a fast food rage.

Homo Niggerus

She just doxxed herself.

AAAASSSSSSSSS

shes not even that cute just a nigger woman

oil driller

>eats this guy's dinner

what a stupid bitch

>For somebody who don't wanna be filmed, you sure do hang around the camera

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Ewwwwww lol
>also, goyslop in the chat kek

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this is when puerto ricans say they are white

>they're not filming you they're filming me
>proceeds to film her

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>our son
holy shit

these fucking racist cops just trying to break up a WMBF relationship

>hey babe shut the fuck up
lel

just to fuck with her

MEGAN IS NOT HAPPY
THATS HER CAR
AND THIS DUDE'S SHE'S BEEN FUCKING IS GONNA GET IT IMPOUNDED

Knock another one from the white race.

biggest cameltoe ever?

Bar owner sounds drunk.