We should all become Feds

We should all become Feds.

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I can't pass the drug test.

sibalibadees

Can't be fed twice at the same time.

usajobs.gov

Walking a day in their shoes

See what its like to have to sing the blues

My ancestor charged in first in the revolutionary war.
I consider myself a patriot.
I'm game; though, they wouldn't want me.

I post here so everyone I interact with basically thinks I am one already. Love you guys.

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You mean CIA. Feds are woke faggot race baiters.

I actually gave it some consideration but I don’t think they’ll hire an electronics technician with no prior experience in law enforcement.

They at least owe us all salary.

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this video is such a spat in the face, makes me incredibly angry

> Feds are woke faggot race baiters.
That is why we need to join. Bully the freaks all day long.

HR will have your ass long before you could change them from within.

yes, but only after killing the jews first

being a white male precludes me from that OP

>become a fed
Why the government works for me? I’m not working for the government so I can work for myself. Just cut out the (((middle))) man.

we are better than them, come on man

Join, then, to assassinate Wray. Or some other to teir faggot like Garland or Mayorkas.

>hey kids, how awesome was Hitler?
viola, am fed.

>We should all become Feds.
N-No you can't take my job!

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>Mayorkas
bingo.

no can do bro, i'm cis gendered

This shitty video has been the gayest thing I've seen in a long time. I expected more of you glowniggers.

I’m not working for the people who travel to islands to fuck little kids

Glowniggers tongue my anus.

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If you promote white nationalism you are doing fed's work already. might as well get paid for it

explains the nazi flag here, doesn't it.

lol lmao

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Yeah.
>WE ARE EVERYWHERE

Prob the funniest recruitment post I've seen, totally not glowing if you're everywhere whay are you so out of touch?
It's fine user, they'll teach you how to smoke crack

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Can't, too many past charges and misdemeanors

Ive posted nigger too many times online to be accepted in a post-white fed job.

i dont live in the usa and my shitposting record would likely disqualify me

we ARE the feds

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