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FUCK
Owen Morgan
Jaxon Rivera
We haven't even received ours yet..
Luke Cooper
Pure cohencidence
Caleb Brown
so the seat will eject without the passenger?
*badaboom* I'll be here all weekend
Liam Kelly
This is how white people keep their high paying jobs even tho they're shitty at it
Brayden Edwards
Thanks for the money, fags.
No refunds.
We'll be sending it to the ukraine.
Andrew Martin
Well at least they caught it instead of ignoring it or covering it up.
Evan Nelson
Not enough load limit
Nathaniel Ross
>didn't know it's full scope
This is business speak for "lied right to your face"
Jordan Williams
This is all experimental stuff still, if white people werent involved there would be no f-35 or any other airplane.
David Long
in the russian army they would have just gotten rid out of the ejector function and called it a day
Charles Wright
just do like the russian airforce and just cut the parachute from the ejection seat so that the pilot will die for being an ejection coward
Camden Davis
I'm sure that their ejection seat is just one of many problems that F-35 currently still have. But don't worry, just pay another 1 trillion burger money and maybe lockheed martin will fix it.
Ayden Young
ejection seats are experimental?
Brandon Anderson
This shitty plane has to be the biggest waste of money ever.
Jordan Foster
They also had an issue where the helmet was so heavy, when the seat was ejected the neck of the test dummy snapped most of the time. They never fixed it afaik, just included a requirement for pilots to be bigger dudes with tougher necks, and a warning label "may cause spinal compression". There were also over 200 problems which may result in death of pilot (category 1 problem) but instead of addressing them Lockheed just invented a two new categories called Category 1A and Category 1B and put all the deadly problems into the second group, pretending its not important and ignoring them.
Im sure this jet is formidable (too much tech not to) but it is also incredibly ridiculous and has a comedy gold backstory.
Adam Hernandez
>Well at least they caught it instead of ignoring it or covering it up.
The article said they covered it up for 4 months. Imagine if toblerone found razorblades in their candy but didnt tell people for 4 months.
Owen Bell
>Source: my rotten, GRID-loaded ass
Julian Nelson
>Weight limit on ejector seats
Welp there goes the chair force. Hopefully faulty equipment will kill a couple of trannies and save me some tax payer money
Hudson Price
timing seems perfect.. given current events
Joshua King
Is this like a pearl harbor taunt or something?
Gavin Smith
Ok
>*squints*
Thailand?
Robert Cook
They are just saying this to bait Chinks.
Samuel Reed
Goose!!!!
Jose Garcia
This is the military's answer to escorting Pelosi on her trip to Taiwan
Andrew Garcia
China is probably more scared of F-15.
James Powell
More like injection issues
Joshua Barnes
Nukes were a mistake.
Grayson Harris
>banned off /k/
>off topic
>how to stop nigger mobs from enriching you
/k/ needs purged holy fuck it's become literally plebddit.
Gavin Mitchell
Based if true.
Liam Torres
>$100 million dollars each.
>Still has life threatening defects.
Soooo depressing.
Elijah Martinez
jetsam
Joshua Young
Shit like this is and HIMARS effectiveness is going to cause a shitstorm in the pentagon as to what’s worth footing the bill for.
Jacob Flores
no one says GRID anymore
Jonathan Cook
I don't need an eject pussy nigga
Andrew Smith
Rember, no refunds guys
Josiah Campbell
I can’t believe they tricked the world into believing we have superior tech. I wouldn’t be surprised if Biden begged Xi not to shit into his mouth on that video call.
Jacob Stewart
Just a little premature ejaculation.
Jonathan Anderson
Another blunder that I'll chalk it up to a diversity hire at Lockheed Martin.
William Ward
The entire F-35 program was a joke and I can't believe other countries are buying them.
Camden Powell
Ejecting is for pussies. Real men ride it into the ground
Wyatt Hernandez
Couldn’t you just lower the power of whatever it is that powers the ejection mechanism? I mean I guess they would’ve thought of that I’m just wondering how that would NOT be possible