FUCK

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We haven't even received ours yet..

Pure cohencidence

so the seat will eject without the passenger?
*badaboom* I'll be here all weekend

This is how white people keep their high paying jobs even tho they're shitty at it

Thanks for the money, fags.

No refunds.

We'll be sending it to the ukraine.

Well at least they caught it instead of ignoring it or covering it up.

Not enough load limit

>didn't know it's full scope
This is business speak for "lied right to your face"

This is all experimental stuff still, if white people werent involved there would be no f-35 or any other airplane.

in the russian army they would have just gotten rid out of the ejector function and called it a day

just do like the russian airforce and just cut the parachute from the ejection seat so that the pilot will die for being an ejection coward

I'm sure that their ejection seat is just one of many problems that F-35 currently still have. But don't worry, just pay another 1 trillion burger money and maybe lockheed martin will fix it.

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ejection seats are experimental?

This shitty plane has to be the biggest waste of money ever.

They also had an issue where the helmet was so heavy, when the seat was ejected the neck of the test dummy snapped most of the time. They never fixed it afaik, just included a requirement for pilots to be bigger dudes with tougher necks, and a warning label "may cause spinal compression". There were also over 200 problems which may result in death of pilot (category 1 problem) but instead of addressing them Lockheed just invented a two new categories called Category 1A and Category 1B and put all the deadly problems into the second group, pretending its not important and ignoring them.

Im sure this jet is formidable (too much tech not to) but it is also incredibly ridiculous and has a comedy gold backstory.

>Well at least they caught it instead of ignoring it or covering it up.
The article said they covered it up for 4 months. Imagine if toblerone found razorblades in their candy but didnt tell people for 4 months.

>Source: my rotten, GRID-loaded ass

>Weight limit on ejector seats
Welp there goes the chair force. Hopefully faulty equipment will kill a couple of trannies and save me some tax payer money

timing seems perfect.. given current events

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Is this like a pearl harbor taunt or something?

Ok
>*squints*
Thailand?

They are just saying this to bait Chinks.

Goose!!!!

This is the military's answer to escorting Pelosi on her trip to Taiwan

China is probably more scared of F-15.

More like injection issues

Nukes were a mistake.

>banned off /k/
>off topic
>how to stop nigger mobs from enriching you
/k/ needs purged holy fuck it's become literally plebddit.

Based if true.

>$100 million dollars each.
>Still has life threatening defects.

Soooo depressing.

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jetsam

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Shit like this is and HIMARS effectiveness is going to cause a shitstorm in the pentagon as to what’s worth footing the bill for.

no one says GRID anymore

I don't need an eject pussy nigga

Rember, no refunds guys

I can’t believe they tricked the world into believing we have superior tech. I wouldn’t be surprised if Biden begged Xi not to shit into his mouth on that video call.

Just a little premature ejaculation.

Another blunder that I'll chalk it up to a diversity hire at Lockheed Martin.

The entire F-35 program was a joke and I can't believe other countries are buying them.

Ejecting is for pussies. Real men ride it into the ground

Couldn’t you just lower the power of whatever it is that powers the ejection mechanism? I mean I guess they would’ve thought of that I’m just wondering how that would NOT be possible