ON PATROL: LIVE #6 GOOD BOY GETS A DISNEY EDITION

yeah op is on point tonight

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>expired tags
Ok then just write the ticket and move on. But no, he will attempt to build "suspicion" so he can look through her car and find something to charge her with. Fuck cops.

Do we have a cytube alternative yet bros? that ws comfy

Did you know your plates are expired?
>Yeah I'm waiting on the sticker
They expired in February
>Well I moved
Did you update your address with the DMV?
>No

Good start, anons, good start

Cope

Checked.

MY GRUMMA

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i will never understand how people get stopped like this

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>awwfacer, I'll suck yo dick if ya don gimme dat ticket

DANNNNNN!

ty tags driver

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yeah we're in the cytube right now dummy it works again

this is good how do I pause?

I usually don't say imagine the smell. But imagine the smell. I bet she smells so nice.

>you try to work with folks

Why do some white people begin to try to sound like niggers when speaking to niggers. It's sad shit.

What are you gonna do when I write you a $300 ticket for expired license plates?
>I'M GONNA SHIT!

omg checked lmao

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>started watching an hour late
>already caught up by skipping commercials and 1.5x speed
Looks like I can be 90 minutes late and still catch up

FEMALE COP
I REPEATE FEMALE COP OMG

There’s one linked in the OP. Is it not working anymore?

THIS IS A COP LOVE THREAD ALL COP HATERS SEE YOUR WAY OUT!

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>oh shiet

ITS HAPPENING

>Cope

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Don’t shit talk Danny Brown, faggot

>cops kissing nigger’s asses
The absolute state

the thin blue line

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CHOOT EM

taco supreme is the best sunflower seed flavor, gotta keep up danny

Good L-rd

I could unironically live in a 2000 sqft modular ranch home, if I was on at least 1 acre of land.

Imagine having to play along and pretend this is a real cop.

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I bet her asshole smells like walking past the bath and body works store at the mall, with a hint of pink Himalayan sea salt.

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VVVVVVVVAAAAAAPPEEEEEE

>girl cop with nerd glasses
i like where this is going
>arm tats
disgusting

>Don’t shit talk Danny Brown, faggot
Well he needs to stop talking like a nigger

this looks like a calladoody game

We got a mousy redhead here.

>it's a night raid mission

imagine just hanging outside your house and 4 cops roll up pointing rifles at you

>Harry Potter tattoo

You're welcome for the pic OP. Thanks for baking

7 dogs??

POST THE SHITBULLS BEING KILLED WEBM

more like the thin white penis (mine)

>Lil bit of amimals
>lil bit complicated

when was the Walmart?

>seven dogs in a trailer

>points an AR15 at you for 10 seconds as you leave your house
>do anything about it and you go to prison
wtf was that

SEVEN DOGS
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D
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S

lesbians?
hot struggle?
back pocket?

>I've got 7 dogs in the house that will bite
Sheesh

Damn that bitch is BIG

pay your drug debts degenerate

>I have seven dogs in my house

What the fuck

Finnish powers. Your language is spoken quickly so you can understand fast spoken language easier. Japanese have this same ability.

Start of the episode, stolen phone

Kino. Imagine the firmness and the texture as you squeeze it.

Imagine the smell

DAN

early in the episode. stolen phone put in a e-waste recycler

>harassing white folk protecting their domicile
typical pig shit on this show
disgusting

Second scene tonight. Someone was locked in a room

YOU JUST KNOW

shes a big girl. she needs 7 dogs

and they all sound under 40lbs
fucking yip-yip-nips need kicked.

that’s self defence?????

god those jiggly slampig titties...

WHER GIGG NIGGA?

One department should hire a hobocop. Get a real life disco elysium

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>that’s self defence?????
Yeah that doesn't sound like self defense to me
Weird

He was on earlier.

>walk up on random, isolated home
Nye county is always like this lol

fug that's what I get for showing up 20 minutes late

Florida? Castle doctrine is based.
You presume the need lol.

anons that live in liberal states don't understand the concept of defending yourself

It's random, you dumbass. It just so happens that the biggest morons attract the most attention and get pulled over the most. Want to not get pulled over? Don't do illegal shit and don't put people at risk. Stay home and mins your business and you'll never have trouble. If you think about it, cops' mission is for people to stop doing illegal shit. The world would be a better place for everyone. Although good luck stopping niggers from niggling.

puppers

this show is propaganda to make cops not look as bad as they , stilll good though

You know producers look at crime stats in counties to cherry-pick the types of crimes they show.

Arent.warning shots.illegal as fuck?

Someone being aggressive refusing to leave and threatening your kids ... isn't self-defense to you?

Or they're buttering up retards to take a roll.
Great job op

Pretty much everywhere besides cities this is a thing user. Even in "blue states" like the north east you can do this.

cosign.

I would have watched at 2x speed but I knew I'd have less commercial skips that way. I also watch a lot of Japanese content at 2x speed

Y'all got any of them pibbleses here?

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>it's random
>types and entire paragraph of controllable scenarios

How would you know you raging fag

it's almost always the same as shooting someone. so, it depends on the situation and state.

If you shoot them in the air

she didn’t defend herself though she fired warning shot which shows shooting wasn’t necessary, it’s reckless discharge of a firearm

Why is Nye County the weirdest fucking place on earth?

That's whole C.O.P.S. show did. I'd believe it, if it wasnt for the fact that the past 2 weeks every encounter has been 70%+ nog encounters

Damn, she got some hangers!

>They're saying we got a report of a female trying to break into this house, so that's why we're yelling at this white man and detaining him and forcing him to stand around in the rain in handcuffs
and
>CONTACT!
female cop was a military vet I bet

>ALL COP
I am a cop skeptic. They may be good or bad. I won't know which until after the fact.

it's a bunch of travel trailers scattered throughout a desert

Stupid faggot

that's what*

damn look at those tiddies

KEK

No incel, it smells like human shit.

It’s mostly white people so it gives diversity to the mainly niggers being stopped

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Those are some low hangers

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Huge county, desert wasteland, and full of hermits, schizos, and apparently intersex schizo hermits

Nye Country, aka the surface of the moon.

Where is the intersex chad from last week

did she say it was a warning shot?

Bridget Fonda.jpg

>chat: that house is $120M on the market
lol

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that's unlikely considering girls don't poop

Goddamn clean your fucking propertah up

idk I just feel like if I did what she did I’d be going to jail for sure

>Bridget Fonda.jpg

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>nye county
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

It's much lower. Tonight especially is 30% or less.

Probably signing a record deal

Feel the same lol.

user I... you know nevermind.

nyquil county

Is Sheriff higher than Sergeant? Is Lieutenant higher than both?

>pretend this is a real cop.
...but they both are tatted-up bar-hoppers. Surely there is more the same than different.

Yup. Last week

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if she didnt expressly say "i fired a warning shot" it has to be assumed she shot and missed and ceased fire when the threat dissipated.

heh. would stream.

You would have. Don't be fooled by the TV.
Remember; this is a sponsored LEO PR campaign.

is this where they filmed hills have eyes?

Nigger(s)

kek that was a great bite

looks similar, but I didn't see any eyes

This woman has probably never heard of Covid-19

PSA Nothing regrows hair

I just woke up what did i miss

I don’t know in that county specifically, but around that area, yes

>woman
user…

Joined the 41%

Muh castle doctrine
>commercial
yea don't do IT support

>woman
user… I…

>walgreens bandaids to patch yourself up when you pay the toll

that's a man but unironically

This is george floyd nose

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>woman
user ...

are all "women" on american TV trannies??

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He was actually surprisingly pretty good

Pigs harassing white people, then cutting to commercial when we get to a pack of niggers.
Typical pig shit.

Rural NV is a great place to live if you can put up with the isolation. Closest Walmart to me is 63 miles away.
t. Elko county fag

You can just say nigger nose you know.

Yes

Litter Robot: strong enough for the most corpulent of jannies.

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>This is george floyd nose
That's the sport model there. Very aerodynamic and scoopy.

castle doctrine only applies if theres no explicit threat, there was, to her children. its not castle doctrine, its just defense. also fuckin what? doing the needful and not redeeming the card sirs.

So what about the nigger brandishing the gun that they “pulled back from”?

Good point. How does that work while swimmi-
oh nm

It's pretty good tho. Watch dumbasses and niggers and dumbass niggers get signed up for behavioral corrections and see them struggle to comprehend why the white mans legal system is doing this or how it works. Street lawyers are my favorite. I hope we get some sovereign citizens introduced to American foreign policy.

People can't help how they're born, only how the act. Be better.

They can't show niggers in bad light, sven.

New Jersey has been a fucking boring joke.

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True

I'm looking for a pic of that dude with the captions on it, saying whatever it was... like... "...people say I smell bad. I know."

>woman

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im not gonna lie ... you ever stuff tp in your nose for a nose bleed on both sides and then take em out and your nose feels like a twin turbo intake manifold ... i can see why they like sports generally.

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i think this is the first person they've showed in this county that speaks english

i dont think i have seen a white civilian in any of the new jersey clips in any episode

Sheriff and Police Chief the same then it goes
>Captain
> LT
>Sergeant
>Corporal
>Officer

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First Mexicoon for the night

the fuck is with this spic's clothing?

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this nigga gonna be late for his date at the gay club now

Just call the mom and get it over with.

this lanklet gonna be tall as fuck

Nice sports bra, nigger.

>your nose feels like a twin turbo intake manifold
"...got me goin' like a turbo vette" ~~ MC black man

>another nissan

Yeah, hia cat was shitting in somebody's yard.

Danny Brown smells the weed