ON PATROL: LIVE #3 BACKUP M*********** EDITION

Why do most negros talk like absolute retards?

I hope bubba is having a comfy Friday night

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it's ray charles

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

fuck im late anything good happen ?
also which stream is /our/ stream

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>id coming back as deceased
it really is ray charles

if they don't they get called oreos and everyone makes fun of them

>fingerprint reader
that's a joke, right?

now that's spooky

Do you think he has 2 sticks of butter in his pocket tonight?

>requesting
That's Officer Ripey. She's rescuing a dog.

>she

oof awful bomb abrahms

85 IQ

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>85 IQ
oh yeah

Nope
It's a little PDA-style thing, you put your thumb on it and it checks the databases for your print

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I bet he votes democrat

i was watching the recent sumo tournament, and they kept play a commercial about a white couple having a baby. worlds weird.

About to start drinking some kraken black spiced rum (alcohol)
Anyone wanna join me

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>too lazy to get her license renewed
>remembers to get her mask

What's with your passenger?
>Which one?
Marcus
>I don't know their names

Uhhhh

It also tests you for diabetes

Just got some lottery tickets, boys. LETS GO

What even is this creature?!

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>coalburner

ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS
ONLY GOOD COP IS A DEAD COP

Yep, goes good with the popcorn.

wow this story sounds legit

Yeah, just give random niggers rides.

Florida woman

What's your plan when you win?

Good goyim

Methican American

>I dunno

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calm down shitavious

Just giving free rides.

How much is one ticket?

Moving out of the USA

Relax, JaQuariam

$2

Curtis with the bants

that's cool I wonder how accurate it is. Like those door locks some could open with a photocopy of a fingerprint.

$2

this happened in front of my house
we were on LivePD that night

the fuck is this?
A negro police officer detaining a white guy. What's going on here

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oof Styx is looking rough these days...

is this guy wearing a d&d shirt

black cop dealing with white miscreants

Going to jail because he wouldn't let her punch him in his shit.

>I HAVE WEED
why are these guys so dumb

kek

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Oh yes the peaceful pothead. I wish all weed fags get covid and monkeypox and aids

THIS IS YOUR TYPICAL SOUTHERN FAGGOT HAHAHA
NO WONDER WHY THE NORTH WON

He’s getting blacked

It was the only that day. That’s why it was recorded earlier

>lose the attitude, pimp
That's not your job retard. He can say what he wants.

>my fucking weed
This is going to be a frustrating thing to watch. As soon as you see a cop, the best move is to just shut up. He'd do so much better in life if he just didn't say shit.

nuPatrolLive

>white
he looks jewish

these two definitely do more than just weed lol

hahaha this guy is begging to go

>yeah I’m selling weed for extra money
Fucking retards

lmao

Woman privilege > white privilege. Listen to her crying those alligator tears.

and a spic cop that can barely speak english.

Its over

>I'm trying to make some extra money
>So I had an extra bag of weed for him to sell
Jesus fucking Christ this is hilariously self-incriminating

I can't handle this.

>he looks jewish
Ahh good point. A stein or a berg.

Cry bitch activated... Right after she says she's trying to get him to sell pot for her.

He's right, shit does go both ways.

>he refuses to work
holy fucking based

Called it. Crack pipe and adderal

are they just straight up admitting to the cops they're drug dealers? Why is everyone in South Carolina so fucking stupid?

I fucking hate nigger cops.

>lawn chair as interior furniture

I hate people

>refuses to work
>btfos women
Wow, he's literally us!

The fuck is with everyone's haircut in this area

Eh what the hell, I might go to the store and get one.

Christ that entrie neighborhood needs to be nuked.

>why you not makin me money!?
>woman smacks her boyfriend in the face
>He defends himself
>Man goes to jail
wtf is this shit

yikes

What race is this?

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Turbodike has some serious jiggletits... Why does it got to be like it do.

look at these lesbians

>admitting to fighting over illegal substance
>later admitting to attempting to sell illegal substance
and now there's a ginger faggot. what the fuck is going on bros

That's just junkies for ya

deshodded

>I don't wear shoes
bros?

>The fuck is with everyone's haircut in this area
Liberals
Also, is this a man or a woman?

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Tranny

Seems like the blight of the tranny hairdo has made it to the deep south...

Liberals

The shoeless genderqueer goblerina and her carrot crop

american

That shaved head gutterslut fatty...

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Baby Yoda sighting!

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the token host nigger needs to lighten up just a little more, he's already better than the old one but he can engage more

dude those look like fucking flapjacks

It's hard to tell if he's being setup. They could have put those pills there easily.

Nigga it's 10pm EST. You better get in your Bugatti and hit the goddamned gas. GO GO GO. Shit cuts off in about a half hour or some shit

carpet bomb that entire block

Why talk? You're already in the car.

>I don't wear shoes

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That's Will Ramos from Lorna Shore. BASED

I can't believe she narc'd on him that hard

pill goblin

Typical commie community

reminds me of picrel

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Reddit

Antifa-American

>scum

ROLLING FOR DEAD COPS ON LIVE PD TONIGHT

Sticks with the profiling.

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I can smell her armpits and clove cigarettes from here

FUCK

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He knows it cuz he’s a nigger hahaahahahajahahahhaah

“YOU probably know it”

BINGO

South Carolina... this is just embarrassing.

"So as you can tell, our parents didn't give us much attention"

oh laaawwwd, a redneck ya0y2meth bitch pat down

ok this is getting me hard

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Someone already hit it in the first bread. We’re getting a dead cop and dead nigger tonight

You fucked up. Let me fix it for you here.

BRAAAAAAAAP

kek

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>Oh no stepbro, I have a warrant

>look like fucking flapjacks
More like used condoms with shit in them, but my point is that they jiggle a lot and I like jiggle physics.

>female pat down

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Sticks with a Stick for your bitch, beta.

YES

Dan should have Andrew Tate on OPL as a guest lmao

>you probably know

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I'll do it for more dead nigs

Why do new Chevys look like trannys with axe wounds on the front?

*sigh*
Yeah, would.

that shits gonna give you monkeypox, not worth it user

Shut up bitch cop

shes had them legs spread more than once

That muffin top hanging out her daisy dukes

cant tell if cute or cracky

I'd double-glove and then find those drugs deep inside bros

welp, pops needs to get his eyes checked again he didnt see that one comin.

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Cops are such shit, but this show is hilarious

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KEK HAS SPOKEN. A NIGGER AND A COP WILL DIE TONIGHT. IF TRIS IT WILL BE A NIGGER-COP

her zipper don't even work

More like Daisy Pukes

seriously
lets get back to a dog trapped in the storm sewer

Meth or coke?

god only knows where that's been

If you think cute you deserve the aids you're going to get

would impregnate/10

>cant tell if cute or cracky

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Stick your hand down her pants officer

I forgot this was on today, anything good happen so far?

>youtube link
Based, get to watch from the beginning and skip 1 hour worth of commercials

Oh shit thanks I didn't know that kek

We got us a hot pursuit, Junior!

Imagine the swampcunt

god only knows where that's been man

#oplive...

>cuts away from a certain female cavity search
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT DAN

Checked. Quads of truth

Officer Butterball is giving her all the "wish I were you" attitude.

BLACK COP JUST WENT AFTER A FELONY WARRANT

something up in dere fo sure

Just got home from work frens - did I miss anything good?

#OPLive
Kill all cops. Post this shit faggots.

She had a mark on her eye brow. Couldn't tell if it was a cut or a tattoo

#OPfag

pretty mellow crackhead episode

They had a Swamp Ape sighting in FL. Units on the way!

Ya god and her uncle...

Wondering the same

I don't even do drugs, but fuck you

#OPLive
IF q u a d s a nigger-cop dies

Yeah STDs

holy shit its that one youtuber

They need to bring back that super aggressive department who dressed like proud boys

meh

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