The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing.
To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct.
A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it.
The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society.
Fuck the people who build these demon contraptions. How fucking hard is it to make a wheel? Literally niggers must have build them they are so fucking shit quality.
Last time I tried to take a shopping cart on a short walk (I live basically across the road from the supermarket) it went BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! and some kind of ankle monitor thing locked the wheels.
Do you know what I did? I threw that motherfucker in the river. It is buried under 3 feet of mud where it belongs.
Thomas Ross
Lol that probably took a lot of effort
Asher Robinson
based schizo
Daniel Campbell
returning the cart is a midwit virtue
Justin Murphy
interesting litmus test.
when I worked in retail I realized this is only a job because people are evil they refuse to just pay for things themselves. it gave me an existential crisis.
Jayden Anderson
If everyone returned their carts, it would eliminate huge swaths of the "cart boy" job market. This job role is often occupied by dumb teenagers that otherwise would be a burden on society. I'm not lazy, I'm a job creator, suck it.
Benjamin Jones
here in germany almost all shopping carts require inserting 50 cent 1 or 2 euro coins to be used, after you are done and put them back you get your coin back, why have you amerimutts still not taken advantage of peoples greed?
Levi Wilson
This. The shopping cart is the ultimate divider between European civilization and primitive animal blackness.
i always found wandering carts in african/arab/turk areas
Brody Gutierrez
the way I see it, stealing from people who already pay taxes is just nature's way. it's like stealing blood from the vein that the ticks are drinking out of. The body of humanity grows stronger by making your life a misery, taxpayer.
Julian Barnes
well someone has obviously never had a trolly race
Brayden Davis
I stole grocery carts for homeless people just to report them for stealing carts.
Bentley Butler
Fucking kek
Easton Rivera
>it went BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! and some kind of ankle monitor thing locked the wheels. Are you guys ok over there?
Evan Campbell
Amazin
Dylan Long
I'm a redskin but I always return these and make fun of niggers that don't. Am I an honorary Aryan?
Wyatt Wilson
depends, sometimes the layout is awful and im not taking 30 seconds in the snow to go return a cart
Nolan Young
I know plenty of people who put the shopping cart back but still offer their own children to the blood sacrifice.
Not my job, niggers literally get paid to do it and it's a job filled entirely by said niggers and spics not White people so it isn't my fucking problem. Do your job wagie nigger!
Jordan Butler
no you don't
Thomas Robinson
everyone hates you
Cooper Russell
Have you escaped the Res and support yourself by the sweat of your own labour?
I just take them and not even use them, just leave them in the middle of the highway to see how they crash
John Myers
It raises the price of products and they have to hire someone to collect the carts because you wont put it asay
Cameron Richardson
I’ll return my cart when there are no longer negroes and retards to do it for me.
Liam Gutierrez
My first job was at a grocery store and the only good part was going outside to gather the carts. They didn’t have cart corrals back then.
Anthony Collins
>Niggers and retards remain in the country to do shit like return carts for lazy fags. Now what?
Adrian Phillips
I don't ever put my cart back. Sometimes I'll even take some carts out of the stalls and just leave it out in the open. I also enjoy using all their toilet paper and flooding the toilets. Just the other day I put a shit ton of toilet paper in the taco bell toilet tank
