How come Americans poop their pants in public so often compared to other countries?

How come Americans poop their pants in public so often compared to other countries?

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theres a lot of them

Street shitting is so common in America that they had to make this map to track the problem.

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We are talking sharts per capita

Meanwhile this just happened in Europe, where public sharting is most common in the world

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it's a way to establish dominance. something you betaeuros know nothing about

They eat garbage, so Americans are basically trash cans.

Since most of americans are gay, they use their assholes for pleasure. Their anuses loosen so much they can't contain shite. You're welcome.

eating too much mexican food

thats America

Funny story time about getting the runner trots;
>be me
>HS athlete
>running 5-10 miles a day
>am an autist so hate breaking routine
>run same route every day
>extend it as necessary
>pass the same places every day
>half way through always shit
>run into cemetery
>always shit behind same headstone because it offers best concealment
>always fresh flowers there
>realize years later I was shitting all over someone’s grave
>realized people would visit to leave flowers and see turds all over their loved ones grave
I imagine they were often screeching at the groundskeeper for that.
Story 1/2

It’s frowned upon if it’s on a beach but on a walk it’s exceptionally and encouraging.

United Sharts of America

got the shit beat out of her she did

UK

we doo dat
takin care of business
TBC BABY

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Do you think she will have a trauma afterwards?

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shiiiieeeeeet

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mutts exclusively consume goyslop which makes their guts weak

>be piece of underwear in america
>get shit on

Corn syrup causes diarrhea

Because we have black/brown people here. I’ve only seen this happen to blacks and brown people in public, why is this

Graveshitter

jew

>be me
>move to nice suburb neighborhood with 1 acre lots and zero tree cover
>just grass fields
>running new 10km route
>not familiar with area
>eat spicy food before leaving
>feeling the burn a little but whatever
>half way through have to shit something fierce
>nowhere to go since it’s all yards and no cover
>fug
>hold it
>speed up
>probably doing 5 min miles trying to get home
>gut is busting
>about half a mile from home
>hold it
>hold it
>I can’t hold much longer
>shout NOOO
>flart all over myself
>neighbors staring at me
>try to walk it off nonchalantly like I was just tired from pushing myself
>shaking turds out of my pant leg as I’m walking
>get into the house
>“[insert wife’s name] start the shower and get the kids out of the bathroom!!”
>run to the bathroom take off undies
>flart water splashing all over everything
>fucking mess
>wife comes in and starts laughing at me
>makes me bring trash bag to shit in from that point on
That was a nice neighborhood to run in minus the lack of potty spots, I live innawoods now though so no more problems.

because they aren't human

Kek

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American obsessed with military gay porn, oh wow. No wonder you can't contain your what's in your bowels.

Smart guy, that's a pre-preemptive anti-oilcheck move.
Also, I am pontificating the aroma.

Kek

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