You can buy your own island in Norway for $200k

Would it be a nice move to buy your own island to get away from this clown world. I´m not talking an epstein island, but a nice remote island where you can live by yourself and be king of your own land. There are several islands for sale in norway, for as low as 150k. Literally lower price than most apartments.

The island in the pic was on sale for around $120k

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>The island in the pic was on sale for around $120k
no shit. it's made of rock. good luck drilling for fresh water.

Fuck you, Norway! You ruined my mood

Can i have my own kingdom upon this island?Or i have to obey your fagLaws?

How hard is it to get citizenship? Sounds good to me.

same as most other countries I guess. You gotta prove yourself useful somehow

You're going to be spending like a million dollars to build an OK place in the middle of nowhere

just lmao if you don´t own your own island

You'll make your own faglaws and flt different color pride flag, sounds nice right

you prob need 20mill overall with water electricity sewage infrastructure to land on etc incl facility to live. maybe just 10, depending. no thnaks.

way more you build it it norway with norway prices and thats just the house not water no electricity, no sewage no nothing else

>sewage system
just shit in nature

and buy large quantities of water everyime you go to the mainland, which could be like once a week.

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just hire some polacks to do it cheap, or build a small house yourself. not that hard. use a septic tank or create a shitting house. fish for food and enjoy your peaceful low stress life. Only problem would be th weather, but its only a problem if you make it one

I would, but there's a megatsunami coming.

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reminder that star citizen is still in alpha

reminder that there will be no refunds

reminder that time shares are a big scam

reminder that plans like this are just more opportunities for dick ass sociopath anons to fuck with you even more

i am 100% sure without knowing or the feeling of looking it up that you cant build permanent residency in wildnis norway without some kind of sewage treatment facility in one form or the other since regulation. and thats prob the right thing but this shit and other things mentioned cost all a mountain in the end and overall.

we talk about buying an island here, we didnt talk about living like an outcast. you get older you cant fucking carry your fucking water lol. shower, dishwasher, toilette, cmon man lol.

you have weird laws about building, canada was much more accommodating.

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NO ONE WANTS TO LIVE IN NORGAY!

Niggers aren't your countries full of islands? Why don't do it there? They will have a better weather anyways

remember we have the everybody's right law...you won't keep that island to yourself.no i am not against this,i have had many funny encounters with snobs pissed off that i fish seatrout on "their" beach xD. visitnorway.com/plan-your-trip/travel-tips-a-z/right-of-access/

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How cheap is that haunted Brevik Island? Obvious suggestion is a few of us should chip in for that.

whats the fucking catch if norbro want to get rid of land like turkish bazar? do you start to drill for oil at my future doorstep and think i cant read norway regulation already signed or what.

dude you need the equipment to build and get there and all the people and funny enough you know how expensive polacks are? real world i aint shitting you now. it is cheaper to do construction work IN poland and come with own workers (3rd party land subcontractors of course not austrians) from austria and spend the money for transfer back and forth over the weekend and hotel cost over the workweek in poland than to hire polacks in poland - FOR THE EXACT SAME PROJECT. this is real life real talk no larp happend this year with real costs and a polack that made in poland the price bargain so no foreigner extra stupid price but real cost. polacks are out of their mind.

Englishman reporting in, and Ive got a ton of scandi ancestry.

Do i get to come across and get this with a viking reverse uno card for free?