IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING!!!!

I've never played lotto. I found $50 on the ground while walking the dog yesterday, how do I go about buying the digits on this post?

70×68×67×68×66×25 =
35782824000
1,100,000,000/35782824000=
0.03074100579652
Cost of ticket $2
0.03074100579652/2=
0.01537050289826
So you can expect to loose on average 98.5 percent of the money spent.
Go buy more tickets...

Its tempting. Sometimes one has to decide printing these millions, or using cheats to get a winning lottery ticket kek.

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True but 100 dollars on tickets is hardly missed when you've already hit the jackpot on life.

How is it that someone always wins the lotto?

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Robert Mugabe won the lotto. Multiple times.

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Not gonna lie, I bought a ticket. Better to have a minuscule chance than 0 chance...

Nobody has ever won any lottery.

I have

I bought one and what is 2.00 to piss away?

checked and 100% correct

>Nobody has ever won any lottery.
Some men have.

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go look at statistics of who wins this prices, there is a shit ton of winners wining repeatedly, once it starts getting suspicious they rotate them.
the odds of winning this shit once is one in several life times if you play every day for the several life times you get, winning twice is statistically impossible

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Dbl chk
Digits wasted on a faggot. Imagine feeling $10.00 loss Kek. Euro poor

ive won $500 in lotto in single ticket once

Only freemason pedophiles win the lottery.

>So you can expect to loose on average 98.5 percent of the money spent.
your pathetic math didnt include the expected value of the non-jackpot prizes

kys nigger

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If I somehow win, I’d probably tell Any Forums but not my family. Let’s see: P(win) = 1/((70 choose 5)*25) = .000000003. I’ll see you when I’m rich, niggers.

I can believe this desu

I guarantee this shit is a scam. It garners money from wagies who dream of being rich and some insider is chosen to be the winner. If you seriously believe any normal person is given a billion dollars by the elite, you're retarded. I can't imagine anything over $10 million being legitimate.

only a few states let you claim it anonymously user

>lottery
Are you all brown?

>1.1 billions
>you barely get half
>the other half goes straight to telavivi

same. it's an idiot tax. having said that, for fucking some astronomically low chance of winning 1 billion fucking bucks, yeah here's $20 because I'm not a poor fag.

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I don’t care. I’d make a thread as soon as I confirm the numbers and let quads decide what I spend my first $10k on.

Lottery is a retard tax.

You don't have any math at all double nigger faggot, dialate

I ask schizophrenics in a mental hospital to give me numbers for the mega millions. 2 weeks ago 5 of the numbers were only off by 1.
I swear ro god if those crazy bastards win me this shit I'm getting them out and making sure they're set for life.

Are you living in a mental hospital?

Nope, just work at one.

Since the poor does not pay income tax, Lottery is a way for the government to collect tax from the poor

If I become a billionaire off this jackpot I’m going to buy a jet, come to Norway, hunt you down, put you on the jet, then throw you out of the sky into Ukraine to get your balls cut off!

go shit on your balls dumbass.

"work"

>The Lottery, with its weekly pay-out of enormous prizes, was the one public event to which the proles paid serious attention. It was probable that there were some millions of proles for whom the Lottery was the principal if not the only reason for remaining alive. It was their delight, their folly, their anodyne, their intellectual stimulant. Where the Lottery was concerned, even people who could barely read and write seemed capable of intricate calculations and staggering feats of memory. There was a whole tribe of men who made their living simply by selling systems, forecasts, and lucky amulets. Winston had nothing to do with the Lottery, which was managed by the Ministry of Plenty, but he was aware (indeed everyone in the party was aware) that the prizes were largely imaginary. Only small sums were actually paid out, the winners of the big prizes being nonexistent persons.