What's the fastest way to make your girlfriend jealous?

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If you are white, you get ze based transitionerino
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You’re playing with fire

eat red velvet cake and don't give her any

Hook up with Chad

Ignore her and spend time with chad racists on the 4chins. Mine adopted racist views after ignoring her and showing her funny pol memes. Now she says racist shit when she wants to fuck. Its great.

>What's the fastest way to make your girlfriend jealous?
Girlfriend? user this is Any Forums

Fire is fun

Talk about how funny pretty the girl at work is

Wtf .. my brain is fried.

*how funny the pretty girl at work is

YOU dont

talking about any other woman drives them insane

Even if you are not dating them they get mad lol

especially if you're crushing on one

Be truly interested in something she doesn’t care about. It could be something innocuous as learning to smoke meats but if you spend all your free time on this instead of her, she will hate it

If she'd just go on a date.. we could move past all this nonsense, and move onto more fun things

Don't do this, it is true but it's also a one way ticket to being friend zoned.

He's not me and neither is op.
People playing games trying to mess things up..

You could have any hobby in the world, but if it makes her money or gives her some other comfort, she's usually on board. If she can't directly benefit from it, she'll get bitchy.

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fuck her mum

get a second phone and 'accidentally' let her find it, but not long enough to check your messages

Just sit in a chair doing nothing and smile - that's enough for most women

ban the greece incels

Oooh I know this one
>Be high value, other girl will notice, she will notice their noticing
You are welcome

its your new female friend, she will live in your room

>Hey user, the white race ain't gonna save itself let's make some future nigger lynchers
Very hot ngl

Lift weights and don't explain yourself

If you've had a girlfriend you would know that the answer is: You don't have to do anything, she will get jealous from time to time for some retarded reason or the other.

Jealous yet babe?

Night x

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