They're coming for your hamsters Any Forums

>Pet hamsters, gerbils and guinea pigs belonging to Monkeypox patients will be VISCOUSLY KILLED to prevent spread

metro.co.uk/2022/05/27/guinea-pigs-and-hamsters-could-be-culled-to-stop-spread-of-monkeypox-16723875/

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Horrible, truly.

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>animals homos stick up their tail pipe
Oh nonononono

Mother fuckers!!!

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oh now i remember what pet shopping is
cleanse us with fire, babby jesus

Want that dog need that dog. Who is this dog

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OH GEEZUS CHRIST

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Why not dogs and cats?

Yes...it all makes sense now

because you cant stick those up your ass
some faggot has already proven me wrong, i'm sure of it

I'm old enough to get this reference.
Time is cruel.

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They are too big to be inserted in assholes

This isn't because they're shoving them up their arse is it...

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Try sticking a cat up your ass and find out.

>VISCOUSLY

Can one of you faggots explain why you can't stop shoving gerbils up for ass?

Why would anyone ever do that?

Bathing a cat is tricky
Imagine trying to stuff one in your turd sack

Progress.

And to think it predated the internet, yet spread farther than monkeypox at Pride Festival.

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I will kill anyone who tries to harm my animals. What next? Cows speak monke pox?
How about we cull LGBT community, which is already infected so badly?

Shoving a gerbil up your ass should be punishable by death DESU

Where do hamsters come from, before the petstore..? mmm-hmm

Why, when they don't leave the house?

Excepting mosquitoes, it will likely move on to inanimate objects like doorknobs and toilet seats, user.

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