What will happen if you spend $2 and get $1 billion in return?

I'd be very generous to the small circle of family and friends I have. Then i would do other things.

What would you do with $700 million in cash?

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I'd wait until the Alex Jones penalty phase is over, and compensate him for any damages he has to pay.

>What would you do with $700 million in cash
Forgetting something chud?

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>win lottery
>inflation turns 700mil into 100mil in a couple months
gonna have to buy land and physical commodities real fast

Cocaine and Japanese porn stars

Yeah I'd hate to only have $100 million

Make my province it's own country after spending 20 years showing I know what I'm doing and making people love me before even running.

I don't know, probably spend it all on drugs and be back where I started within 6 months.

Buy a shitty house on a plot of land to grow a small farm.
Maybe a new computer every 3-5 years.
That amount of money would outlive me honestly.

i would open a clinic for pussyfreecels who will get free sexual therapy with prime teen girls. It will be also broadcasted on tv similar to the big brother but it will be named the big incel. Every week the public can decide which incel gets thrown out. At the end the rightfull winner will get free lifetime supply of pussy financed by me personally

Donate it all to Israel

Id sue the mother fuckers for false advertising.
By the time all said and done you'd be lucky to clear $250 million.
Not a jury in existence wouldn't side with my case.

>What he said

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My mom always says the first thing to do when winning the lotto is to get a lawyer, but I honestly don't know about that.
But uh, I dunno. Probably buy a couple things I've wanted for awhile, go out to a nice restaurant for once, share a couple thousand with a friend or two.

federal government taxes 37% right off the bat. if the stat doesnt tax you then you leave with approx 640 million.

If the state taxes you, then the tax will be determined whether its considered income or whatever shit laws the state makes to tax you for either the original amount, or the after federal taxed amount.
>welcome to america faggot

team of assassins.

I definitely would not go sky diving, rock climbing w/o rope, feed sharks, life is now precious, and come back to pol to give away thru pay pal 10k for the 1st 100 posters

be able to enjoy life without working a bullshit stupid ass job

This. Spending spree on prepper shit. Buying that bunker, gold bullion, and a warehouse full of toilet paper.

My family are revolting cunts and they would get absolutely nothing, other than the news that I had won and would not be sharing a cent.

It's rigged....
People have won the latto twice

i would give back 999999998 dollars so i could get out of this deal with net zero.

>why the fuck would anybody want this inflated fukken shit currency anway ? you cant even use the bills to smoke weed, the paper plastic shit is horrible to inhale.

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>What would you do with $700 million in cash?
I wouldn't give any of it to anyone, not because I'm a cunt; I just don't like anyone.
On the flip side I'd probably acquire a cocaine/hooker addiction and die in a hotel room like that fat "comedian".
Sounds nice.

Literally this. I've had it once 10/10 would recommend.

No, idiot, I don’t think user is forgetting anything.
There’s a clue there in the OP.
CONGRATULATIONS you’re a bigger faggot than OP