Imagine not being Albanian

>be me
>Albaniafag
>makes NATO take back our lands
>pays them by cucking them with the drug trade and stealing their mercedes
>Europe is mesmerised by Albanian strippers
>hot girls love sexy Albanian men with our chest hairs. The hottest girls pick us over an ugly mutt/negro
>makes Muttland sposor our terrorists
>Able to practice Islam normally, without the shitty rules and stone age ideas
>controls the European Drug trade
>puts microsoft scamer poos to shame with sophisticated pyramid scheme
>every Albanian loves being Albanian, unlike mutts and Europoors
>weed use to be 1/3 of GDP
everyone gets destroyed online by our superior interllect.
>everyone in the balkans are bascially lesser Albanians
i.e., Greek = gay Albanian, Serb = Albanian in denial, Bosian = mixed Albanian, Hungary = mongol-Albanian, etc
>I love not being a pigskin white, my skin is white in the winter and tan in the summer(very hot, unlike you dumb vampires)
>we eat the most delicous of food (unlike Bongslop or Indian diareea)
>US, all of EU, USSR, China and most other countries give us free gibs in acknowledgement of our greatness.

How do you lot cope?

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>imagine not being albanian
I came

The prince of Albania responds to people on twitter. I wanna ask him what he can be proud of, not as an insult or sleight at his pride, but as a real question to learn more about Albania from one of the best sources there are.

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in case you are wondering why I post from Australia.
It is because I am blessing the Ausfags and Abos with my pressence

Wait. Leka. Is that you? My man, how's it goin? You respond to Dino Stan yet? That dude's been wondering your thoughts on Albania domination of the greater Montenegrin area.

free book for albania

>albanian
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>albanian- bonus book
drive.google.com/file/d/1wbC1S1KX-GYimu1dVD3ekq5S-GhYIue1/view

>drive.goog
why do you need a book ? I already know the greatness of Albanian

>The hottest girls pick us over an ugly mutt
You are the mutt.

you are jelous of the sexiness of the Albanian man.
You are obviously lying, if your were made to choose between an Albanian man and a dong girl, you would instantly become gay

Does Albania have any big statues of war-heroes?

i have to agree with you on everything except the food, which i have not tried however. i read once there are albanian villages that grow fields of weed and if the cops try to go in there they get fired on with rpgs, also low/no vaxx-cucking

Wait Albanians are muslim, why?

They didn't want to pay Jizya tax.

Based

T. Shqipe german mutt

Understandable, fuck taxes. It's better than Islam in the middle east with their retarded fundamentalism, Albanian Muslims are normal. That and white.

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Lmao

Search "albanian man" on google

>look up Albanian man
>look up American man
Fuuuuuck

name one thing that the Albanian scum contributed to the world? Pro tip-you can't...

Some Albanians look swarthy as shit others look fine. Americans are either fat, black, or normal looking.

Helped out Mussolini. Had a king named Zog. Resisted Lombard and Magyar expansion into their lands.

They also had an SS unit, SS-Skanderbeg

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I used to have an Albanian friend at school I was hanging out with all the time because we both collected and played YuGiOh. His mother always made pic related because she knew how much I liked it. Truly based person desu.

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>knew how much I liked it.
a manhole cover?