This DQ cone looks like a fertility goddess. It was only $2.50 in Bidens America...

This DQ cone looks like a fertility goddess. It was only $2.50 in Bidens America. This is no mere article of frozen enjoyment. I wield this melting cone as a deflationary instrument, a force of nature in this transitory period of hyperinflation which is by no means a definitive recession.
Every time you enjoy a $1 or $2 cone, you will hear distant kvetching from a reputable economic think tank. This delicate anachronism usurps all market trends. It reveals the utter enjoyment immediately available at our disposal for non transitory prices. Such are the pleasures of Biden’s America.

What deflationary measures are you taking in Biden’s America?

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Was a dipped cone too expensive?

2 scoops, 2 terms, 2 genders

based

TWO SCOOPS

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Bone Hand

Those used to be 1.09 three years ago

As the niggers would say, this is what getting no pussy does to a motherfucker

lick it for us

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>*gulp*

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>testing
testing
>testing
is this thing on?

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>$2.50 for ice cream
>implying thats good
i remember back when they were only a dollar and that was a decade or so ago

>*gargle*

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I haven't had soft serve in years. Kinda want some now.

I use the term soft serve to describe the consistency of my shits

>imagine going to some nigger tier corporate chain to get ice cream
just mutt things

America is shit. That cone is shit too.

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Why are these pics blurred, kek. Are these real? Did Obama get caught with a dildo or something? I live under a rock

$2.50 for an ice cream cone. Lol.