I am fully aware I am a consoomer retard when it comes to Monster and to an extent Mountain Dew. The designs on the cans appeal to me as an edgy 20 something and make me feel cool.
Goyslop you can't kick
Jaxson Ross
Kevin Scott
I'm enjoying this new term -- goyslop. That is all.
David Phillips
Reject Monster
Embrace Red Bull
(Actually, dont do neither, its all sugar. But if you have to, pick Red Bull)
Ethan Barnes
i have to try them all. Any favorite monster drink?
Jack Barnes
>Goyslop you can't kick
american cheese, boxed soup
Ayden Collins
Tesco's poverty Red Bull (Blue Spark) is pretty alright
Levi Myers
>Reject Monster
>Embrace Red Bull
>(Actually, dont do neither, its all sugar. But if you have to, pick Red Bull)
FEVV KNOVV THIS
>Goyslop you cant kick
Concentrated tetrahydrocannabinol cartridges, must be %70 or higher.
Jace White
just drink coffee faggot
Jordan Collins
Cartridges?
Anthony Fisher
Sugar free monster is ok in moderation. Has a lot of B12 which does help offset the clots from the clot-shots. Only helps a little bit but every bit counts.
Hudson Ortiz
Booze and smokes
Lucas Walker
This is the best one for me.
James Brooks
it's sugar and caffeine, both of which you can easily replace and ween yourself off of. quit making excuses
>t. used to be 4 monsters a day
Carson Wright
>Sugar free monster
disgusting
Landon Gutierrez
this shit made me gain 25kg in 12 months
Matthew Scott
>Drinking Goyfluid for the vitamins
Kek, demented fuck
Nicholas Diaz
If I were in America I would eat Chipotle burritos and Chikfila milkshakes. But since I'm in Latvia I can only get McDonald's and Hessburger and I don't care for either.
Jaxon Reyes
Only meant to reply to the one guy.
Evan Miller
This
Jackson Young
Jfc what's next MONSTER MKULTRA
Logan Butler
Pacific punch
Aaron Perry
It helps me forget about the impending collapse of the west. Redbull helps me do my tedious goytasks in the meanwhile. I am doing my goyshekel work all the way into the ground to please mother and father.
James Perez
I actually occasionally eat these puffs of cornmeal dusted in spicy chemicals and preservatives marketed with a cartoon bong who gets drunk and beats his ham-planet wife. What the fuck is wrong with me? I know better.
Joseph Murphy
Watermelon sugar free is the bollocks.
Christian Ward
the ginger one was my fav but the ydiscontinued it. As an addict i must say that i particularly dislike the ones that arent carbonated. The stuff is poison and i want to taste the degeneracy. Some of those uncarbonated ones taste like regular juice, but are packed with caffiene. if im going to drink unhealthy garbage i want it to at least taste extraordinary.
Theres another energy drink company that makes drinks that have no food coloring or sugar and they actually taste great but they sell it at the store 6 miles from me so i almost never get it.
Isaiah Edwards
Forgot pic
Jason Cook
How does it compare to good weed?
Jeremiah Diaz
for me, it's peach tea. it has electrolytes and it says rehab on it so I know it's doctor recommended
Anthony Thomas
for me, it's Chobani coffee creamer. I pay $6 for a little carton of it, which is absurd. but it's amazing. I also eat chicharrones by the jumbo bag.
Jeremiah Myers
Monster really tastes good.even the sugarfree one doesn't have the typical artificial sweetener taste for example coca cola light et alii have
Samuel Baker
For me its monster ultra. At least its not sugar, though i'm sure theres other harmful shit in it.
And yes I fit the 30 year old boomer stereotype.
Adrian Rodriguez
i have pretty much killed the sugarjew and i feel a lot better for it. ate some haribo gummies the other day and almost puked
but for me the goyslop i can't beat is coffee and pizza.
I JUST CAIN'T QUIT YOU
Kevin Perez
OH SHIT A DEGENERACY THREAD
For me it's:
-delta 8 and delta 9 gummies
-full corn syrup, flavored coffee creamers
-those Devour frozen dinners, especially the buffalo mac and cheese and fried chikkin nuggies ones
Landon Peterson
>drinking redbull or monster
>not the superior redline xtreme
NGMI
John Lewis
I've been drinking two a day for the past 3 years...I fear for my kidneys...
Connor Stewart
This shit is as addictive as crack cocaine and just as bad for you. Don't drink it. Stay away. If you are reading this then please don't drink it. Stay away. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!
Jonathan Gonzalez
It applies to everything. Marvel movies are Hollywood goyslop.
Cameron Jenkins
Cant be any worse than coffee fags
Jace Gray
"That shit kicks like a mule with its balls wrapped in duct tape."
I'm addicted. Thats how good it is. I strongly prefer it over weed now. I actually don't even get high from bud. I would say its like comparing tequila to a light beer.
"It kicks like a 12 gauge."
Charles Ross
Just stop smoking and bring your tolerance down
Robert Morgan
Imagine drinking concetrated sugar for energy when you could just take modafinil and drink water