Chinese bug got flyswatted

It's Princess Toadstool!

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Participation in discussions on this board is built on the understanding that all non-whites must die.

Pretty shitty way to go.

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He deserved it, what a fucking ugly hairstyle

If I saw that turd I'd think it was from a big Chihuahua.

>injured
how is that guy not dead?

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one second your'e busy doing something
something hits you
your brain is insta squashed and you're gone
no time for pain, no time to understand you're dying
pretty good way to go, actually

That's some Final Destination shit right there.

For a minute there I was hoping it happened to some Kpop faggot but I guess this is ok as well

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Isn't there one where a guy gets his skin ripped from his bones in a machine like that?

>screen hits the only faggot with a manbun right in the face

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someone needs to photoshop the roadrunner into the background of this

I believe it

Gotta agree with the later here Ivan.

Divine justice

fake

There's another angle with audio here thestandard.com.hk/breaking-news/section/4/192857/(Video)-Three-dancers-injured-as-big-screen-suddenly-falls-off-at-Mirror's-concert

The way they were prancing around too top kek

I meant it suck to die during performance on scene.

That's some Dark Brotherhood shit right there.

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What about it is fake I’m still trying to see it

CHINKS

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I was hoping you had it. I might be misremembering, but I'm almost positive at a certain point in the grainy video you see a big mass fly straight up into the air and see only white spinning in the machine right after.

Ahaha is that in the chorral house

That was some scary accuracy. China is like those final destination movies at this point.

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yes:)

The ambulance arriving at the scene!

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I’ve seen one where a guy gets sucked in by his hand

look for the arm in the bottom right corner of webm. :)

Why are people saying they're injured? One obviously died from splat.

He always wanted to be on TV, but now TV is on him. RIP.

it's in Bruma sorry

has to be fake, at least the arm

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Haha

ouch

best webm on the internet

That's how you cope with china winning?
soptube.com/watch?w=82hRgsIY1tV
they are in space and all you do is being fat and cope on imageboard

Really? I love that game some memory is fuzzy. Lucian lechancé

Jesus why is it always the knees.

lel

> you thought it was geese shitting on your sidewalk.
> but it was me, pepe!

>a whole country of asian drivers

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Christ, poor bastard.
Saved.

Two days ago, one of them got hurt falling off stage. They're apparently only 4 days into their tour... Fucking china, bros....
scmp.com/news/hong-kong/society/article/3186699/call-safety-measures-after-member-popular-hong-kong-boy-band

I really don't understand why they refuse to make reliable buildings.

i've probably spent at least an hour of my life over the last decade watching this toad blast fat logs out his tussy.

zero regrets

God hates Chinese people

Human skull can survive some hardcore hits, but it will obv. cripple you anyway even if you survive.

Never change china, you provide too much entertainment

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Frame skipping when the tire impacts on the two arms. The arms disappear then reappear detached.

goodbye, yoshikage kira

Acl popping fun

Bruh, that gook dead.

typical chinksects

You have to replay it now. Or wait for Skyblivion.

>kick open an break elevator
>walk into open shaft
?

Def weird

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Nah his neck would be obliterated if not the skull. I smell Chinese coverup.

Skyblivion looks good I’ve seen a few videos

faggot boyband homo gay/femboy dies,
thank you god.
this is a good thing.

Back to pleddit please and thank you.

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>Happens in Hong Kong
>Posts several china webms
I guess americans can't tell the difference between hong kong and china, just like they can't tell the difference between male and female.

You can feel his satisfaction

finarr destinaxioan

i jerked off to it lol

>Buy china made desk mount
>holds up to 10 KG
>mount 5kg monitor
>immediately faceplants onto the desk noticeably scuffing the coating
This video doesn't even horrify me after the shit I've seen at my own desk, nigga.

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Based

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same thought.

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Buy British

Is it okay?

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>Buy and mount chink
>holds up to 10 KG
>mount 5kg chink
>immediately faceplants onto the desk noticeably scuffing the shellac
This video doesn't even horrify me after the shit I've seen at my own chink nigger

Idk why buts the only thing on here that makes me wince, not even the box cutting video gives me the type of reaction that those kinds of videos do.

As long as something looks modern it doesn't matter. Chinks love scamming.

Sad.

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Pretty sure his head was still crushed before his body was pushed through the broken stage.

That was Golden
>Does anyone have the WEBM?

Nobody cares Toshiro.

he is for now but wait till they try get him on the extended warrently

I miss liveleak so much

Whenever I see these I apply to a job. Like the Raytheon CEO was bitching about lazy americans not working there, so I applied to a job at raytheon I'm theoretically qualified for. No callbacks though.

Are those blue the eyes

(OP)
This strange stuff happens in china because chinese people, by an large, can't read.
So most of the time, they don't know what they are doing, or what they're supposed to be doing, like the stage guy might have delegated a task to someone who didn't know what they were doing, and since that person couldn't read well, he couldn't figure out what to do, nor did he bother to ask what to do, since the language is also vague, and he would lose face, so he just winged it and hoped for the best. It's the 'good enough' mentality.