Why do zoomer girls hate beards??

Has anyone else noticed that? Beards suddenly became uncool out of nowhere. They call it the make up of the ugly male that tries to hide his weak genetics (no jaw line).

Why are they attacking beards now? Who is behind this??

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My side chick zoomer did not like mine at first. Now always runs her hands through it.

I HAVE A JAWLINE AND I'M FEELIN FINE

Why do you care? It's not like you're getting any pussy to begin with.

beards are peak s o y
these estrogen riddled manchildren know they are feminine and mentally adolescent
but they can manage to grow a beard, so they cling to it as evidence of masculinity or maturity
that and lazy slobs can't be bothered to shave
people are finally catching on now

zoomers hate anything resembling old age, there is no solidarity between generations here, but a pure undistilled disgust for the old and wrinkled, its because they too know all too well that every generation is worshiped until their collagen starts depleting, so its kinda their 15 minutes of fame thing.

you can't grow a full beard, can you?

Arthoes love em. I had a wild long beard and showed photos of it to a zoomer girl who was into me. “If you had that beard when I met you the first time I’d have jumped on you a lot sooner”

I don't look good with and without a beard.

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depends on the man, depends on the beard.

It is something Freudian about people so disturbed by any sign of masculinity that they cut it off from their face.

the only reasons that fashion trends change is because of advertising. Women especially don't have any original thoughts.

>says a mutt groomed by razor producers that smooth shaved is the best
I bet you think smoking cigarettes is good for you too, right? After all that's what was cool in the 30s.

Greeks and Romans are renowned for their manly beards. The jew wants to keep the illusion we are going to be a spacefaring race. Yet he sabotages elon musk all the time. connect the dots.

beards were always uncool, fucking shave yourself hipster

I bet you shave your neovagina too

checked and based. the only good looking beard is the wizard/wildman beard

anything else is degenerate cucks trying to LARP as men or hiding weak jawlines

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I just like having a beard. I'm also growing out my mustache long enough that soon I will be able to twirl the sides like a supervillain.

>first mistake = caring what zoomer girls think

I will keep a beard until I die I dont give a shit what irrelevant people think about it.

Beard signals balding genetics

you are retarded

and a liar

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I would like to wear only a mustache, but a beard looks better

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EPHESIANS 5
22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.

24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

1 TIMOTHY 2
11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.

12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.

14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.

15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

1 CORINTHIANS 11
7 For a man indeed ought not to cover his head, forasmuch as he is the image and glory of God: but the woman is the glory of the man.

8 For the man is not of the woman: but the woman of the man.

9 Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.

1 PETER 3
1 Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;

2 While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear.

3 Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel;

4 But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornament of a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price.

5 For after this manner in the old time the holy women also, who trusted in God, adorned themselves, being in subjection unto their own husbands:

6 Even as Sara obeyed Abraham, calling him lord: whose daughters ye are, as long as ye do well, and are not afraid with any amazement.

What the fuck ever. I like having a beard who gives a shit what zoomer cunts think

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He's a chinlet kek

Only thing that can looksmax you is mask.

I have a massive beard. My toy zoomer is 22 (wife is 40)... they both love the fucking beard. This is a demoralization thread meant to counter a mainstay of white identity.

beards are for soys scared abut their glass jaw

>noo I need hair on my head or everyone will laugh at me
you sound like a woman

do you just like being annoying and the christkikery is an easy way to justify it

All women actually hate beards. They are disgusting and it's shitty for them to kiss a guy with a beard.
>inb4 smooth faced sissy
My facial hair grows insanely fast, I usually have to shave twice a day if I want it to stay smooth. Women might like to look at beards, but they never want to be with a guy that has one. If you see a married guy with a beard you can 100% guarantee their sex life is dead and hes coping by larping as being manly.

Summer hot? I cut beard and cool down.
Winter cold? I grow beard and keep face warm.
Simple as

There's something hilariously ironic about men who get irrationally upset over what other men do with their facial hair thinking that other men are the basedboys.
You are acting like women, lol.

this would explain why two of my brothers have full beards but receding hairline but me and my other brother have lush full heads of hair but shitty facial hair

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Nothing looks better than a full, well groomed beard. Chinlets and faggots could never pull it off.

I have to beat women off with a stick to get them to stop molesting my beard though. I just be sitting their minding my business and then boom drunk bitch rubbing my beard. The good part is my beard goes down to my waist. So they basically end up touching my dick 5 times out of 10.

They love it
t. smash zoomer puss on the regular

Just stop being ugly OP.

This is the correct answer. Men choose beards because we understand their significance. Men should not make decisions based on what women think they like. That is inherently repulsive behavior.

Baste

You can have both without balding, sounds like shitty genetics.

At some point hes got to realize his mom fucked around alot.