Haven't been in a street fight for 2 maybe 3 years now. Any tips to get back on track? I basically have to do this, got into an argument yesterday with my ex gf's new boyfriend and he said to meet up and solve this. What are the chances of breaking a tooth here? This is what I fear the most, I can tolerate the rest of the pain
my stats
>6'2
>80 kg
his stats
>6'8
>prob 100kg?
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Go for his knee.
Lmao, I hope he rapes you, disgusting simp. He's railing that whore and you are fighting for her, kek.
this board is filled with teenagers
>6'8
are you fighting the fucking mountain or what, prepare to get your ass raped nigger
go for the balls and kick him while he's down
>my ex gf's new boyfriend
why do you care?
what is there to solve?
bump
seriously OP I hope you are underaged. This is pathetic.
>fighting someone over a disagreement
>fighting over an ex girlfriend
Just cover your head and take the beating, because you clearly need one to realise you're being retarded.
always fight unfairly, kick him in the nuts
also yeah you're a faggot risking your health over some whore that won't fuck you
>6'2
>80 kg
You have to be 18 to post here
stamp his foot to pin it to the floor then push him, preferably either by the jaw or the eye-sockets with your fingers in there like a bowling ball
after he is grounded, stomp him in the nuts
do a bit of shadow boxing (at home where no one can see you) make sure you dont get jumped from behind, make sure you have a wall behind you, make sure he doesnt have a lot of mates with him, dont kill him, i heard that holding a lighter in your fist makes your punch stronger but i havent tried that so idk
welcome newfag
Post physique (yours and his)
LE JEW
Ideal for liver punch
Aim for mid torso his right side, as har as you can.
Stomp his head after, and molest your ex mid street.
You can fuck her on a single sms from there on out, do threesomes with her and you doggo can have regular pussy suply.
Taller that you guys are so fucking upen to body shots its not even funny.
Remember hit hard directly into his spline, no evidence on your knuckles, he goes to hospital, cant sue on heresay.
God speed.
Fighting a fucking giant over an EX?
Re evaluate your life
KEK
op is a faggot
This. What the fuck is a fight going to get you here.
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA +1
if hes not too experienced he'll fuck that all up, just punch the fella as hard as you can in the nose, if his bigger than you try hit him just bellow where the ribs meet, try get him on the ground if thatll work for you
kick him in the dick, stop feet, knuckle in the eyes
also you should weigh at least 85-90kg before starting a fight
alternatively try to settle it peacefully and if he wants to fight flip out a knoife and that will avoid bloodshed
Left leg kick, cross, jab, cross, left hook, right uppercut. Keep your chin down and hands up hit him harder and more often than he hits you.
Body kicks or clinch and knees to finish.
Why didn't you learn how to box before picking fights?
I swear tg I know who you are greekanon. You've been posting this same story on here for awhile now.
elan Jew name ID get baka
shoot em
Just hit him with an RKO
If you aren't afraid of the pain, you're on a roll!
Always try to de-escalate. But if it goes down:
STAY. CALM. ALWAYS.
Keep your guard up.
Counterpunching is winning punching!
Stay nimble. Don't close your eyes. Watch his shoulders.
Stay confident.
Punch THROUGH him.
In Minecraft.
Good luck.
Seduce him and become gay together. You can both leave your ex behind.
>Why didn't you learn how to box before picking fights?
THIS YOU STUPID GREEK CUNT, GO TO A BOXING GYM NOT Any Forums FOR ADVICE
livestream the brawl faget
Battle of the Auschwitz mode lanklets?
alternatively unironically hire kyriakos grizzly to fight the 100kg twink on your behalf, pretty sure the bloatloard can toss 100kg into the hair like nothing
pocket sand
i like when people do that.
i sometimes post this fake story about mcdonalds.
Lmao based spic
OP he is going to rape you, and then he is going to go and clean his cock in your ex gf
why am i the jew? OP is a manlet compared to the guy he's fighting, if he's fighting without tricks he might as well not fight at all
Nigga, who schedules a street fight. My heart tells me you might lose, but my brain tells me anybody who schedules a fight is on some other shit and might win.
Get a 14 foot spear
>argument yesterday with my ex gf's new boyfriend
How is something like that even possible? Did he come looking for you?
stick figure fight!
Bring a gun
bloatlord will be gassed getting out of the car bro.
Hopefully you don't get your ass kicked, or in jail? How does it work in your country? In mine you get into a fight if you lose you took a beating, and if you win you go to jail.
I've been in loads of fights, but I'm over it. I'm not as confident as I once was, and I'll be damned if I end up in a viral vid with some beast stomping my face in or breaking my bones or trying to rip my arms out of their sockets.
I'll just fucking shoot em if I get angry enough to throw down.
>he was a threat so I had to shoot him! I was scared!
If he punches real hard, a deep exhale by his opponent might have a whiff of ex’es pussy
nigger behavior
the greek strikes again
Throw acid in his face, always works for me
Actually this.
I'm 5'9 85kg and feel small, the fuck kind of skeleton is OP
Seems like you have no reason to fight. But if you're serious:
Bring a baseball bat or cricket bat or whatever dumb sport you play in Greece.
Fair fights don't exist on the street. Everyone knows that.
What is there to fight about? You already fucked his girlfriend, move on with yourself.
Imagine getting into a fight over a bitch who isn't even yours.
You do know women try to get men to fight each other, right? It makes them feel like the center of attention, and it makes them wet.
You have nothing to gain from this but a lot to loose. Even if you win you might go to jail.
Let the bitch keep the asshole. She probably loves him because he's an asshole. Let her get what she fucking deserves.
Just find a random nigger and play the knock out game. If you were a real man.
No rules in the street, grab a tool and slap that son of a bitch
greekbro, I like your stories. If you have a place where I can read more I'd be delighted. I'm not an agent of any intelligence agencies, in fact I'm not related to intelligence in any way, I'm just a retard who likes greekbro stories.
>associating with ex long enough to meet her new boyfriend
Holy cuck
The absolute state of this board
He will rest while the 100kg twink pathetically tries to attack him, then after 20 minutes of sleep he will wake up and turn him into a 4000-pieces puzzle
Vid related, how the first part will go down
youtube.com
>Punch THROUGH him.
This is the best advice. Remember that the target won’t be where it was when you started the punch.
For a taller opponent, aim to hit him in the throat. You won’t actually hit him in the throat, you will miss high and hit him in the chin.
just had an idea
don't fight your ex's bf, instead go to a bar,have a few drinks and then tell him that your ex likes it if you fuck her rough in the ass
OP is the 1pbtid greek that writes ex gf stories
Oh-, only read the 1st sentence b4 responding. On further analysis, you user are on some homo shit. I recommend you report your own thread, dont show up for the fake fight and call it a day
What is it with Greeks on this board acting like niggers?
Im 5'8 and 54kg
kek this
>his stats
>6'8
>prob 100kg?
Unless you know some martial art (specially you're people's wrestling and maybe some kickboxing) and he doesn't, you're about to be part of the proud Spartan tradition of buttfucking with your ass in the receiving end. Best you bring some condoms and lube or olive oil, bro. You're gonna get the BGC.
>my ex gf's new boyfriend
Hey what are the chances that the boyfriend is Turkish too?
Assuming you're both untrained and your opponent is 20kg over your weight, you're fucked OP. There's no way to win that. Enjoy getting choked out while you're belly down in the dirt.
He's quite good at this game.
You don't get out of your house to meet another dude with a baseball bat, even if it's for a fight. Normally it starts out with an easy conversation, it gets angrier later on and if things don't get solved, the fighting starts.
That's just a one way ticket to get arrested easily and also looking like a pussy.
BGC went to their heads.
Still better than
>nigger user here!
Shillposts
take him out for a nice dinner and make him cum his nuts off
that roastie will be terminallly seething lmao
Oh lighten up. This is like with Mexicans with their soap operas but more hilarious for some reason.
>1pbtid
my niggers, you are getting baited
Why a wall behind you?
I used to fight MMA and usually the bigger guy wins a street fight. It usually is that simple. There are exceptions such as a smaller guy with training vs a larger guy who can't throw a punch. Or when a smaller guy is the aggressor and takes the initiative from the start.
jews are made for bgc
Supposed to fight giants for fun and person honour, never for whores. How do I add you as a friend on tinder?
no attacks in the back i s'pose
I'm 5'4" and 58kg
Smol
What a moron. If you're going to fight, let it be with someone who truly deserves it.
Even if you get your ass kicked, he'll think twice about being a fucking shit head.
But, as it turns out you're the biggest dick head around. So just beat yourself up, you're such an asswipe you're guaranteed to lose either way.
Broken teeth don’t even hurt and cost little to fix
You’ll be fine… Christ is with us
1. pocket sand
2. stab in the liver
3. rape your ex
This. Best tactic is to turn this bad situation into a sticky situation
user, nobody is going to call you a pussy if you're the one with a bat that just smashed the 6'8" fool's kneecaps to dust.
>can't even walk outside with a bat without being arrested
LMAO your nation is so cucked. I can literally carry a sword in my state. I don't though. I carry a pistol, which is also legal btw.
All that said, I'm not advocating fighting at all. I specifically said that. But if you feel like you simply must fight, then fight to win, always. There are no rules on the street.
Ouch. I'm 5"10 and 75kgs.
Tits or gtfo
this is a bait thread
Ive seen this exact same thread multiple times on Any Forums before
>1 post by this id
>SHALL
>NOT
>BE
>INFRINGED
Oh yeah yo avoid that yeah.
Anyway if IP is serious, with this KG difference,he would need to hit really strong and in proper place to avoid getting beaten up
So he can hug the wall when he inevitably gets buttfucked Spartan style. The lighter is that so they can both enjoy a cigarette after sodomy.
There's nothing more cucked than fighting over a girl who isn't even yours. Today we mourn the BGC, for it was a SGC all along.
Don't go into fights you know you can't win
Best case for your health: You'll fuck him up, downside is you might end up messin with the law and ending up in jail
Worst case for your health: You're gonna get fucked up. This can reach from a scratch to broken bones and teeth up to a brain trauma and you ending up as a vegetable
If he isn't just 100kg of fat, you'll lose this fight. There's a reason you've got weight classes in professional fighting, because usually the lighter ones are gonna get fucked. 20kg difference and he will stomp you to the ground
Just my 2 cents
Yo. Just pepper spray him if shit goes down hill.
Use a roll of quarters to hit harder.
Go for leg sweeps.
ORRRRR
You could use our evil powers for a psyop where we convince him, she cheated on him. Redirect the rage. Get her ass beat.