Hey Faggots

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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Was this ever funny?

just shows the futility of man on this site.

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The picture is a bit nostalgic

This pasta is probably older than alot of the people lurking here.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Good to see you realized you'll never be a woman so you started using your birth name again John

There are people on Any Forums born after this meme was created

For a moment, I went through a little time slip to 2010. It was comfy. I'm back and niggers still suck.

Thanks for the nostalgia.

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その看板は微妙なジョークです。その店は「Sneed's Feed&Seed」という名前で、フィードとシードの両方が「-eed」で終わるため、オーナーのSneedの名前とリズムが合います。看板には、店は「元々Chuck'sでした」とあり、「F」と「S」で始まる2つの単語は「-uck」で終わるということを示唆しています。 Chuckが店を所有していた場合、それは「Chuck's Fuck and Suck」と呼ばれていたでしょう。

It was a forced meme back in 2008
Some of the edits were funny

How many times are you going to post this same shitty larp, loser?

Powerful

Yes it was faggot, if you can't appreciate CAW CAAW, CAAW CAAW on /an/ then you can fuck right off.

that's not the point of this copypasta. not every meme has to be funny. some just exist to stir up emotions

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yeah, it was fucking hilarious

Kek this is the best