You Christ niggas actually believe in talking donkeys, dragons and 600 year old men. You realize how stupid you sound?

You Christ niggas actually believe in talking donkeys, dragons and 600 year old men. You realize how stupid you sound?

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They are usually losers and they need to believe in something or they literally have no reason to get out of bed.

It's fucking dumb. And muzzies believe mohammed (piss be upon him) rode to heaven on a pegasus and took a house tour, then came back.

also "if I didn't believe in hell then I'd rape and murder constantly"

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Removing the Apocrypha from the Holy Bible was blasphemy.

Bro how is any of that weirder than the reality we are currently living in? The government admits they have alien craft in thier possession. Our entire society was halted by a man made bioweapon by the people who made it and they convinced almost everyone to give themselves another gene altering bioweapon they made.

schizo alert

>The government admits they have alien craft in thier possession
just because it's unidentified doesn't mean it's alien you midwit. do you remember when the pentagon and the cia were found to be funding opposing militias in syria? sometimes the left hand of a big government does not know what the right hand is doing. ufo are always in or near usa, why? because it is american pilots in secret craft

No dumber than thinking government cares about you, cutting off your dick and replacing it with the equivalent of a chicken vent makes you a woman, that only whites can be racist, that grooming is good, and that everything came from nothing and became something.

They have very fragile world views. So when people believe things aside from their atheistic nihilism, all of a sudden you are challenging the fact they are living a pointless existence.

The bible is a mistranslation of a jewish book of stolen fairy tales. It has no bearing on reality or history. It's easily debunked and disproven 100 times over.

>The government admits they have alien craft in thier possession.
No, they didn't. If you could begin to grasp the scales involved with interstellar travel and lightspeed in general, you'd understand there are no aliens that can even SEE US, let alone visit the planet, in person, and crash and become science experiments and give us tech we shouldn't have. Your ideas come straight out of science fiction, NOT reality. There's a reason alien abduction stories didn't exist before sci-fi. There's a reason UFO sightings didn't exist before the wright brothers.

It is actually much dumber.

>and that everything came from nothing and became something.
You mean like the bible says?

Incorrect.

*tips fedora*
M'lady

>You mean like the bible says?
Book, chapter and verse please.

>God creates everything from nothing
>however talking animals and people living for a long time is a little to much for him
you're the jackass

>You noticed my fairy tales are fairy tales? Well, that means you're fat and simply rebelling against your parents
>checkmate

How bout a real fucking argument for once instead of resigning and handing me a W?

Better than believing in reincarnigger.

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No they went on TV and said it was a "craft that was not from this Earth" the dude said that on Tucker Carlson and nobody cares.

So you don't believe god made everything from nothing? Interesting. Go ahead and elaborate what magic spells were used to generate matter and exactly how those magic spells work. And also I would like to know how men are made from dust. I think you believe a man can come from a rock, how silly!

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And the dude that said this has been to every location on earth and knows every aircraft ever built? Got it.

Yes.
Jesus is the King of kings, also planetary Logos.

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LGBT isn't real, its a modern invention. There are no sexual orientations, just various degrees of extreme fetishes.

Which dude said so? Please post more so we can look into it for ourselves and draw our own conclusions

>Jesus is the king of kings
The version of jesus that said he was god and is thus a heretic and should have been shunned and stoned to death or the version of jesus that said he would return in the lifetime of his disciples thus making him a false prophet? Which jew are we talking about here?

>ask for citation of claim
>get another claim
Yep, that’s what I thought.

OY VEY YOU CAN'T REJECT MY JUDAEO CHRISTIAN BELIEFS OR ELSE YOU'RE A JEWISH SHILLBOT

John 20:16
Jesus said to her, “Mary.” She turned and said to him in Aramaic, “Rabboni!”
John 3:2
This man came to Jesus by night and said to him, “Rabbi, we know that you are a teacher come from God, for no one can do these signs that you do unless God is with him
John 1:38
Jesus turned and saw them following and said to them, “What are you seeking?” And they said to him, “Rabbi”, “where are you staying?”
John 3:26
And they came to John and said to him, “Rabbi, He who was with you beyond the Jordan, to whom you have testified, behold, He is baptizing and all are coming to Him”
John 4:31
Meanwhile the disciples were urging Him, saying, “Rabbi, eat”
John 6:25
When they found Him on the other side of the sea, they said to Him, “Rabbi, when did You get here?”
John 9:2
And His disciples asked Him “Rabbi, who sinned, this man or his parents, that he would be born blind?”
John 11:8
The disciples said to Him, “Rabbi, the Jews were just now seeking to stone You, and are You going there again?”
Mark 9:5
Peter said to Jesus, “Rabbi, it is good for us to be here; let us make three tabernacles, one for You, and one for Moses, and one for Elijah”
Mark 11:21
Being reminded, Peter said to Him, “Rabbi, look, the fig tree which You cursed has withered”
John 1:49
Nathanael answered Him, “Rabbi, You are the Son of God; You are the King of Israel”
Matthew 26:25
And Judas, who was betraying Him, said, “Surely it is not I, Rabbi?” Jesus said to him, “You have said it yourself”
Matthew 26:49
Judas went to Jesus and said, “Hail, Rabbi!” and kissed Him
Mark 14:45
Judas immediately went to Him saying, “Rabbi!” and kissed Him
Mark 10:51
And answering him Jesus said, “What do you want Me to do for you?” And the blind man said to Him, “Rabboni, I want to regain my sight!”

>thinks God doesn't exist
>my best course of action then is to from my own perspective waste time arguing with people who think he does exist
who are you kidding? you argue with people who believe in God because you despise him, you are either a teenager who can't get laid or a faggot

Dude I fucking destroyed you, run away or it's going to get worse. Go ahead, say some more retarded shit.

>lol Atheists are so dumb they believe that everything came from nothing
>My much more rational position is that god came from nothing and then made everything from nothing, and that requires less faith imo

also

>No creator? Then where do you think we came from, moron? We are clearly designed, and design implies a designer
>What!? The designer must also be designed? That's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard, why would a designer need a designer? So what if I use watches as an analogy and insist that those imply a designer and then still insist the watches designer needs a designer. I don't see the contradiction.

also

>You atheists are so arrogant, not humble like me
>So yeah anyway the entire universe was created for me, and I have a big part in god's grand plan, he put me on this path for a reason. He actually killed his own son for me. When I die, I get to live with him for eternity in paradise because I'm one of his chosen children and even my physical form is that of a deity.
>Oh, btw, you will be punished for the rest of time if you don't do exactly as I do, because I know what god wants.
>Try to be as humble as me

also

>Scientists are all liars
>So what if we are making massive progress in technology because of scientists following the scientific method
>So what if a dozen religions are provably founded by con-men and admitted liars
>So what if there are countless denominations of my religion, each one disagreeing strongly on most key points
>So what if countless wars are fought for that very reason
>So what if there isn't a single "cure" in any holy book that ended up being correct once tested in a medical setting
>So what if the people writing all these holy books are imperfect humans, just like the scientists, only with lower IQs, obvious ulterior motives, and no method of finding actual truth
>It's those lying scientists I don't trust

user, it is pointless to question why he is interested in the conversation, and pointless to call him teenager virgin faggot or whatever else. Either you have an argument for him or you don't... step up or shut up

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>dude I destroyed you but saying some shit and not actually in anyway backing it up!
#football spike

you mean the old testament?

>quote from nyt source using "may have" weasel words, but nothing of this supposed off-world vehicle ever surfaces
>footage of ufo we have all seen, nothing to suggest they are not manmade craft
>retired naval aviator says he is "pretty sure" it cannot be manmade
compelling stuff user thanks for nothing

>debunked and disproven
It’s an ancient alchemical allegory, you don’t even know what you’re talking about.