It's June 1914

Austro-Hungary heir has been assassinated by some Serbian goon and the happening started.
Shitpost itt as if you had Any Forums when ww1 started.

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it's a nothingburger the austrians are too cucked to invade serbia

feels good to be neutral
enjoy getting slaughtered you sheep

>eurocuck thinks he’s neutral
Meanwhile our president is too based to try anything stupid like getting involved in foreign wars, kek

you're irrelevant anyways who cares

>ITS HAPPENING
Nothing ever happens newfag. No troops were moved yet. Kaiser will talk it out with Tzar, serbians will cuck to KuK and French (if they try anything) will be btfo.

one blueblood insect down; a few dozen more to go
revolution soon bros

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The Jews over at Vienna are at it again. We just want freedom for fuck sake

>Going to war over Serbia
Europeans are funny kek

France will inevitably fall, like in 1871. Austria just need to hold the Russians until that happens. Idk if the UK will join, but if they do, well, than the combined Italian-German navy will give some prussian soldiers a vacation in London.
It's over for anglos and frenchs, better start learning german.

This is a European conflict we should stay out of

The Balkan niggers must be dealt with an iron first. Lads, it always starts in the Balkans.

Oh, fun. We just barely recovered from a famine and mass emigration here so it'd be great if you niggers could put on a happening as I get drunk and do nothing for the next 20 years or so

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yeah, let's kill off who represent European glory and civilization...
Bluebloods are not the probl user. It's the peasants in power doin g this shit.
Compare European palaces to the ugly half baked shoeboxes bureaucrats today make people live in while stuffing in more and more low IQ into our countries. Bluebloods could be bastards sometimes 8literally) however they always tried their best to keep our common enemies at bay - if not aniialating our foes entirely.

Defend your blue bloods against the globo

I bet the jews did this

I found myself watching a YouRube video about alternate timelines from books. It is interesting to think about. In most scenarios, technology would not have advanced like it has now (although I think the Nazis would be on par but limited to Nazi Germany proper or any other major colonies). 1914 basically ensured the Saturn V was going to be a thing in 60 years.
>In b4 we never went; that is not the discussion, and you fags know we have Space Nigger tech

Two more weeks, trust the plan.

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I'm sure all the various leaders of all the various alliances will have a good sit-down and decide that some duke isn't actually starting some pan-European war over.

Silly continentals. This is the perfect opportunity to retake Normandy from France and seize her colonies while everyone is busy.

>says the poorfag whose country is full of jews and gypsies
Meanwhile we have laws to keep jew/gypsy filth out of our country

Bully! And, it hwould appear that the Negro grows more uppity with this relatively recent emancipation nonsense, thus breakin' bucks shall remain the number prioritee of thee Unyted Staytes.
Yours truly,
Beauregard Buckbreaker

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Look at this glownigger.

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Hey So basically I'm just not going to fight for Austria
I Know..... UGH I know... It's just that I'm not going to fight for them that is all
HAHAHAHAHRHAHAHA HARAHARHARH

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I hope Germans and their stupid meaningless warmongering don't end up making us lose our European hegemony.

looks hungarian

man I'm sure glad we're with the triple alliance

fucken ell mates you boys are fucked over there
good thing im down here and you boys are over there