Torn asshole can fester in pure shit and not get infected

>torn asshole can fester in pure shit and not get infected

How can we harness the healing powers of the asshole to the rest of the body and never need antibiotics again?

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>torn asshole can fester in pure shit and not get infected
And you know this from experience, right?

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I never understood this either.

Weve all torn our assholes shitting user, dont be shy

I've been wondering about this for years.

excellent question

deserves a bump

Yeah because I eat nails and rocks.

Torn asshole bros…wtf is our problem? How do I stop the bleeding?

idk bro...

Many ways, mainly diet.

Not what this threads about.

bacteria in your shit is largely stuff that exists in your body already
I.e. your immune system already knows how to deal with it

if you were to sit in someone else's shit for a while, I doubt it would go as well

>Weve all torn our assholes

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This is nowatorn ass bros feels thread.
>them feels tho

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Smear your shit into a cut in your arm see what happens

You've never had diarrhea that has caused you to wipe so much you've gotten little tears on your asshole?

As much as it pains me to post this i must

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>no tearing

user... septic shock

Didn't click your vid eastern orc

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Back when Portland was cool there were strippers at Acropolis that had pierced/tattooed assholes. One time my nose went up in there mid-gape/twerk. Fun times :D

Anyway yeah I guess buttholes are champs at recovery.

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lol ok

It means germ theory is wrong.

I recently fixed my microbiome after shitting mostly liquid for a few years cause I was an alcoholic. As soon as I started eating fiber a few times I literally shit a rock that tore my asshole. I was scared it would get infected but it never did so I was wondering how the fuck that's possible.

Jesus

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Isn't it because our blood in our digestive tract is sectioned off from the rest of our body with the liver being the gate?