So Harold Camping was right but he was off by a decade or so

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You won't believe what you'll find when you do your own research about Phil Reiser and RHEL 7.3 NSA integration with SEL. It blew my mind. Absolutely tl;dr for most. I suspect and can only suspect glowie activity from Intel and IME kernel coders who have DIE access.
Something truly amazing will soon be revealed. The Pelosi loss trade appears indicative and fortuitous.

Ok gimme a recap. When does the real fun begin

Revelation is not meant to be understood literally. Why are Christians like this, clinging to Semitic culture myths that they could not read from the beginning? There's no point in it. It's not holding Star Wars to be sacred but instead it's incomprehensible nonsense that gets parroted about for millenia as a doomsday prediction that never happens. Christians think every year is the year the sky will finally fall since the time Jesus died. Guess what. You were wrong then, and you're still wrong now. Take some thiamine to clear your brain fog.

*It's like holding Star Wars

> that they could not read from the beginning?
The closest modern languages to ancient hebrew are the celtic languages, Gallic, Gaelic and Welsh. Weird coincidence, also weird how all those peoples originated in the caucasus aka the middle east.

Hebrew is relevant to the old testament but Revelation was written in Greek by Semites

>Hebrew is relevant to the old testament
how?

Because it was written in Hebrew, lmao

>by Semites
Proof?

I think you need to elaborate because Celtic languages are in the Indo-European language family, not the Semitic language family

no it wasn't

Hebrew isn't a semitic language. Or rather, 'semitic' is a meaningless category because the demographics of the area have changed completely.

The words speak for themselves, it's like comparing Spanish and Italian.

That's what the Bible is: semitic culture from the first book to the last. Have you even read its contents? All about Jews. Early Christians were all ethnic Jews. If Jews wrote new scriptures today, they'd make them in English since we have so many Jews in Western society. Greece was one of the first footholds Jews had in Europe, so they spoke Greek at that time.

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You are the most ignorant retard to ever post on this website. Get your head out of your ass and research the most basic facts about the bible if you like it so much

am no, already did

>semitic
What do you mean by this word? Do you not know the people who lived in Persia/Iran, Egypt, and Israel had blue eyes and blonde hair? Do you not even know the origins of the indo-aryan people were fucking INDIA and (AY)IRAN? Why talk about history of peoples and languages if you are so ignorant?

Calling them semitic is like waiting 1000 years for your country to 100% muttify, then calling all of your founding fathers africans and american english a mulatto language. Because obviously they were mulattos, because everyone in the USA in the year 3000 is mulatto! Just ignore who the people at the time actually were!

>The words speak for themselves, it's like comparing Spanish and Italian.
Yep, that's why Arabic and Hebrew are both Semitic languages but Gaelic and German are Indo-European

You obviously haven't researched it for yourself or you would know they are incredibly similar languages. Your labels are meaningless and have no bearing on the truth. You clearly don't know what you're talking about. So why continue to speak on matters you cba to learn about?

>Yep
this fucking retard doesn't even understand how similar spanish and italian are lmao

Pre trib rapture is false. The whole point of the tribulation is to test the believers, why would he take them all up before they've been tested? Retarded. Show me one passage that supports a pre trib rapture
>pro tip: you can't.