“I smell marijuana”

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I'm not black

Smell my 9mm. Thats my penis bc we use metric up here eh.

PLS DONT ARREST ME

ITS LEGAL

ITS LEGAL

ITS LEGAL

PLS DONT ARREST ME

sabotage

I sharted haha oyu smelled my shart

kill me already pig

yeah you want some?

I'M A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN
WHY ARE YOU IMPEDING MY FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT?

I let cops search through my car, and they always spend a lot of time going through my sex toy collection.

At first I was letting them search to help them practice, but now my tastes have evolved.

wouldnt know what thats like i dont get pulled over and wouldnt stop anyway

"you been smoking dope?"

Oh no that's just hemp

War on Drugs was started by Nixon to bust up the radical leftist political movement. It remained useful to every following administration to target particular groups. Local cops used it as a way to pretend they were working for a living and fill their city bank accounts.

*BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*

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>This thread again
If your car smells like shit you deserve to be questioned

That's the pet skunk I own.

"Kill whitey. *BLAM*BLAM*BLAM*"
"Hey look, these fucking retarded white boy cops be dead because the democrats won't let them protect themselves."
"BLACKLIVESMATTER! KILL YT!!!!!!"

Dude, it's medicinal

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This happened to me once but by the grace of kek, the cop pulled me right next to some roadkill and I was able to blame it on that. Had been smoking a joint not five minutes earlier, so it was very lucky.

No you don't officer, I want to speak to your duty sergeant, now.

"No, you don't"

*BRAP*

Don't drive high. Simple as.

I live in Alabama and it's legal here

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;)

Nah nigga that's hard shards

Oi Quinton you've been smoking
>Let's get him to pass out
Roight. Light em up boys. You're gonna become a man today Quinton.

they'll still give you a hard time for it.
Even if you have your cbd hemp in the container with the label and lab result sticker a lot of cops in illegal states will just assume its weed because it looks and smells like weed.

>You smelt it you dealt it officer

I'm traveling right now in my maritime vehicle

why do they do this, is it because drugs are often hidden in there? prbly

Holy shit based.

If a YT boy came up to me and sed he done did smell the marijuana, I'd bust a cap in his cracker ass so fast he'd be like "please tell my mother I'm not gay" and then I'd literally rape that white boy to death
I'm not gay, but African-American men show dominance by raping other men

Mmmmm....tell me more Papí. Aye so good....

AM I BEING DETAINED

>“I smell marijuana”
Maybe stop smoking on the job then.

no officer i just farted

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I'm Black and I spent 30 years in prison, and I can't remember the last time I had sex with another nigger for fun or pleasure. It's like every time it was literally just to rape that nigger until his mind broke and he lost the will to live

I saw this exact thread maybe yesterday. Are you a spammer?

......and?

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What!? You got marijewana in the back!? *BANG* *BANG*

I would actually get away with it cause I don't drive stoned and the bud i've been getting stinks out the car for over a week. So there wouldn't even be weed they could bust me for.

"Dude this is Oregon, There's more weed in the next 5 houses individually than I've ever smoked considered smoking"

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step outside roll up window step lock keys put in pocket illegal search and seizure even if he finds anything

>bloody right n all mucka i rolled a reyt fookin warhead it's still going

Back in 2010 I was pulled over right as I was leaving from the night shift at work, the copper was just curious why I was parked there so late. Gave him my info and he said he could smell weed (because there was some in my backpack in the passenger seat, it was pretty smelly) and I saw his camera recording so I freaked and was honest with him and said ‘yeah I have some in my backpack’. Instead of giving me a ticket or putting me in the paddywaggon he just told me to drive safe. My eyes were clear and I had my uniform on so he probably knew I was sober, but my friends always say my white privilege was why I got off Scott free, and they’re probably right.
Thank you, white police officer, I appreciate you. Don’t follow my example though, never talk to cops.

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There's nothing quite like sneaking up behind one of your "lovers" and licking him. Once he realizes who you are, he'll shit and piss himself in the showers as he acknowledges your Black supremacy and clears himself out for the inevitable butt fucking. And he'll tell himself he enjoys it...
I'm not gay, but I enjoy raping nigger bucks

I remember over a decade ago I was perusing some cop forums and the amount of them that admitted to saying they smell marijuana when they didn't just to establish probable cause was one of the earliest black pills I swallowed and why I will never be pro police. The only thing I care about are weapons and the right to self defense.

Dis shits the tits, but for some retarded reason delta 9 can only be sold in edible form, and not in dabs or flower, and cultivation is heavily monitered for qc

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I outrank you.

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>white privilege
"White privilege" is just the courtesy you receive for being a polite and honest non-belligerent person. Niggers wouldn't know anything about this so they just assume it's because of your skin color.

I used to force my lovers to wear their pants down low, to show that they were always available for ass raping, and some of my kids, when they became civilians, kept doing that. When you see a nigger with his boxers or underwear exposed, you should know that I probably raped the shit out him while he was in prison