What's your ultimate SHTF melee weapon?

No projectile or beam, chemical, or powered weapons allowed.

For me it's the Stanley FUBAR FatMax. At 8 1/2 pounds, it's a combination wrench, sledge hammer, pick, and crowbar. Made of one piece of forged stainless steel, it retails for an affordable $39.99.

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my hands

Short spear

I have a morning star. I want to smash people's skulls with it. It's really fun to swing around.

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I like the idea of a sledgehammer but it would be so unwieldy. Probably a hatchet or axe to be practical.

>i can see myself in a scenario where i could use this
But you'll never be in a scenario where you can use that. stop entertaining fantasy, and buy a Mora, a toolbox, a fishing rod, and a sleeping bag.
Keep them in your car, it'll be as adventurous as things will ever get.

Shovel or bayonet

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boar spear

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Roofing hammer

broadsword and buckler

A gun. I don't care that you said no projectile, you're getting one anyway

Who cares, it will be a long time before I run out of bullets.

You're gonna smash people over the head with the bow?

a really cheap katana style sword, better than nothing

cowardice and stealth.

How are you going to lug them all around?

If you can make new parts and arrows that's a good one.

That's not a melee weapon.

Nigga you stupid

Rad. I too have a morningstar, smashing stuff is fun. Wanting to get a shield too.

Katana

wrecking bar

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he dem be all like legolazz and shiet.
he learnin' all dem new move from da new lawd of dem rings from amazan.

Brian

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A... Katana. Of course, this is the only correct answer. In any scenario where I have to defend myself or the honour of a fair lady, the only tool I would trust is a high carbon steel blade forged with traditional methods, folded and hammered a thousand times to rid any impurities within - just like I would rid the impurities that oppose me. A ronin, like myself, would choose nothing else.

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good stragy brian smart

A medium sized screwdriver

Why the fuck does this cost $129 in mapleland!?!?!

>Katana
no shit they use this at the North Slop in Alaska to "protect" themselves from polar bear. Can't shoot a gun around all the pipes cause BOOM

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my mitts

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My ultimate SHTF melee weapon are my bare hands.

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Wouldn’t have to fold it so many times if you just started with decent steel. ʅ(◞‿◟)ʃ