Lived the American Dream

>Be me
>Listen to shitty Any Forums business advice
>Buy the worst house in a decent ish neighborhood to fix it up
>Spend 6 years fixing it making it a perfect home to start a family in
>Wife divorces me because it "took too long"
Any last words for me before I commit sudoku

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And yes I have to sell the house now

New advice: don’t get married again. You have poor taste in life partners.

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>Implying any woman would have been different
If only you knew how bad things really are

>Wants to kill himself, which is exactly what (((they))) want you to do.
>Goy in ID
All is right in the world.

not my problem

Damn. Should have made more money and bought an expensive house

the house didn't need to be perfect user, you didn't listen to us or your wife, you listened to your autism

>Taking relationship and business advice from penniless incels
You only have yourself to blame.

Yeah that's honestly what this experience has taught me
Alright faggots, promise me you'll never listen to anyone who tells you to get a fixxer upper. At least then my life was not for nothing if you take this advice

I doubt they told you to get married in the advice part

>got married
seems like you were the one that fucked up sweetie, hope you didn't have any kids

you should kill your wife before you kill yourself

I moved in 2020 and got a huge custom home way under list price cuz the market was shit

Did you forget the part where Any Forums is a Christian board and I'm not supposed to have kids out of wedlock

Dat ID lol, fits perfectly

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growing up i saw all the boomer retards get "no fault divorce" divorce raped all their shit taken and were miserable, watch their wife meet someone else while they live in a tiny apartment. but then boomers still believe in the institution of marriage... total retards. they deserve it they were the free love generation how they expected it to work when they married a roastie with 30+ previous partners them ill never know

>I'm not supposed to have kids out of wedlock
Did Jesus' death on the cross cover all sins or not? Do what you have to do son, and take God at his word

>marriage
Maybe you should have also taken the other advice about not getting married. Protip, she didn't leave you because it took too long, she left you because you finished it and now she's cashing in on it.

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I have never and will never harm a woman. I feel like there's a chance I can still talk my way into heaven once I get up to see the big guy up there

Just kys already Christkike

be prepared shes going to sue you and say you promised a house, married under false pretenses and when its done the roastie will own it

checked and keked

Actually not that bad of a deal.

1) The whore divorces you. If she didn't, how would you have lived your life having your partner just waiting for any misstep to backstab you? The earlier -- the better! In any case, never get upset with women, they aren't human and can be expected to behave in a decent way if given any amount of freedom on top of being just property.

2) You've got plenty of fix up experience. You can scale it now, I bet the next renovation job on any house will take you twice less as you know the stuff! Keep doing it and selling them for top bux!

checked, based

Thanks fren I actually appreciate that

roastie can write down the house as part of the divorce, and even though its not even done become entitled to it