Be with a few girls in a pool at a party

>be with a few girls in a pool at a party
>someone starts splashing water around
>shit gets wild, fall down by accident and knock down one of the girls into the water
>mfw half of her fucking face starts to melt away
>mfw she put so much fucking makeup on it literally looks like a horror movie
>other girl also falls over, the same thing happens
>both start crying and run away while everyone blames me for it

anons, the take your female date to a pool meme is real wtf half of her face looked like it was silicon

what are the geo-political and socio-economic implications of this event? how do i find a naturally pretty woman and get her to fuck me?

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Why are women so weak

Fake and gay. Most makeup is oil based and won't come off in the pool.

that's why you only look for ones that are attractive without it

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I'd have sued your ass. You probably damaged over $50 worth of product.

She’s literally wearing makeup

barely noticeable, if at all

Didnt she have sex with the like coach or some shit?

nope

looks like a man unironically, you might be gay user

What did you expect?

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>what is chlorine

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doesn't. at all

So what bro shes cute. Romanianon youre the man

>doesn't. at all

Listen, I'm not memeing. She is not attractive at all. I don;t know what underlying subconscious issue makes you obsessed with her, but she looks like a man, both in the face and in the body.

You have no problem ignoring ugly dykes irl. Stop taking the bait.

>She is not attractive at all
well, we can't all have good taste. Shame for you
>she looks like a man, both in the face and in the body.
not at all

>ugly
>Dyke
both are wrong

>chlorine can't kill you
neck yourself

He is a spammer, it's annoying, but it fills the board with trash.

it's not annoying*

the board is trash and only for memeing
there is also a faggot who posts theses "one drop rule" threads

You don't get it. He only shits up slide threads with lust provoking images and pointless questions. Romaniananon is based.

???

where the fuck did i even mention chlorine killing anyone wtf?

must be that russian iq kicking in

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