What’s happening in US national parks?
What’s happening in US national parks?
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Do you think somebody is going to hide a body in the local Publix?
wut
Missing 411 spooky shit
US national parks were gobbled up by the fed and were usually the last settled areas. Limestone caves indicate mountains and high areas therefore they would be the last to be settled in
It's crazy how often I'm hearing stories about disappearances in the national parks lately, one youtuber talking about a letter a park ranger wrote to him about shit that happened decades ago because there was no way anyone would believe them. As often as we wonder about the possibility of aliens we never consider the possibility of other hominids native to earth that might be more advanced than us to the point we wouldn't know they were there. Look at the continental united states, a huge amount of the physical landmass is completely uninhabited and from the looks of things your likelihood of disappearing is larger the further from a population center you are.
Colorado is looking good considering pine beetles wiped out a quarter of their trees
white people being retarded and dying
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Germanic children are being harvested by parasitic elites for adrenochrome. That's exactly what's happening around US national parks.
Simple as.
Idiots getting lost and dying in caves?
Heard that it might have something to do with the Stargate program.
Literal underground aliens that smell like shit and eat human remains. They are very tall, greyish brown in appearance, and have energy weapons that can cook you from 100yards.
thats a women? woof
Or hikers stumble into DUMBs or Illuminati grottoes or pedos making a sacrifice in the woods.
They kill the hikers and pull strings to make it look like Bigfoot did it
Timber marking camps ;)
>Colorado
blue state full of potheads
And if squatches were as common as squatchers say they are, you would expect someone would have shot one, or run one over, or caught one raiding a dumpster or something.
Not saying they don't exist but I think if they do, they are too rare to be eating all those hikers.
dogman
People underestimate the wild
When you have been to Yellowstone and have watched a retard try to put his kid on the back of a wild buffalo for a photo, you no longer find it all that mysterious that city morons with 80 IQ tend to die when they take a stroll in the woods.