What would actually happens if China shot down Pelosi’s plane?

Let’s say that they did this move. Pelosi and her crew are burned alive in the skies of the Pacific Ocean due to Chinese air defence (thank god).

What would happen next? Would Joe be too much of a pussy to even want to declare a response? Would this be the greenlight for China to invade Taiwan?

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I would laugh

I would throw a party.

Why are they talking this up? Why does anyone on Earth know she's going? Wtf is she going at all? Why her, and why an in-person meeting? Meetings are so 2019. Trying to manifest a happening

It would be fucking hilarious but also spark WWIII. Imagine, WWIII started because of granny big tits because shark BBQ seasoned in jet fuel.

I would shit and cum at the same time, then announce this fact loudly.

I would head straight to the bar and proceed to throw a huge party SHOTS FOR EVERYONE and then get ready to squish some bugs

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Alcohol prices would fall

Ideally, both sides cover it up as an accident to save face, while secretly celebrating the witch’s death.

>China shot down Pelosi’s plane
Not going to happen. They want to maintain the moral high ground. They'll just say mean things. The most hardcore thing they could possibly do is send out a squad of fighter jets and escort her plane out of taiwan airspace, but they won't do anything near that.

I would apply for Chinese citizenship.

The world would be slightly better.

>The UN would write a strongly worded letter
>Biden would implement sanctions on China
>Some EU countries would follow
>Nothing else would happen

A golden era

WW3 would breakout.

>Would Joe be too much of a pussy to even want to declare a response? Would this be the greenlight for China to invade Taiwan?

I can't tell if you're being serious or not. Biden would send one of our carriers there to go find her body and then we'd embargo China again. If China attempts to invade Taiwan then we park nukes there and they back off, if they don't then we get the first use of nuclear weapons in combat since 1945. Within weeks the Chinese economy collapses as ships destined for the US can't unload, leaving their ports full of unsellable plastic crap. Walmart would suffer too but this is a fair compromise.

It'd also annihilate China's influence within California, which Pelosi ultimately leads. Why the fuck would you shoot your own messenger? It's suicidal.

when half of your economy is dependent on the US, the sanctions would cripple them and prevent China's banks from working correctly. I'd also end whatever influence China's companies have in the US, which would be the greater loss.

Unironically, equal use of force on high-ranking CCP members travelling abroad

This scenario is inevitable as the Chink prowls for hegemony.

I might start believing in God for one.

>Squish some bugs
YOU VIL EAT ZEM OF COURSE

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I would celebrate

It would be an act of war to kill US officials visiting an US ally.

Fow what it’s worth, the chinks have been saying this shit for 50 years and still can’t take Taiwan. Paper tiger, saber rattling, etc.

more than half of the planet doesn't recognize taiwan as a country, and wouldn't support the US claim that it was an act of war.

Pelosi's constituents still believe that she opposes Communism. This is why she will never shut up about Russia Russia Russia!

The simpletons who vote for her are senile and they don't understand that, while Russia is bad, they're not the USSR. They only push the Communist agenda for the CCP, but they are no longer under totalitarian control.

I wish our response would be what you describe. The reality is that many, many harsh words and diplomatic cables would be sent. The US press would be like a deer in headlights with outrage over a Dem death on one hand and their deep Marxist loyalty to the CCP on the other.

>when half of your economy is dependent on the US
And about 90% of the US economy is dependent on China
We'd lose a lot more than they would

what if it crashed on its own? Like 5 minutes before landing it rolls over and crashes into the ocean. Would anyone believe it?

They would blame Russia....DUH!

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