FREEZE! FEDERAL AGENTS!!!

What do?

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shoot them first

OFFIZER I DONT WANT TO PUT THE HOT TENDIES IN THE FREEZER!

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fpbp
kill all cops

I thank them for killing the nigger about to rob me.

360 turn
walk away

Press the red button.

Freeze.

>360 turn
Are you sure?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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Start trying to pull up my 2 pairs of pants that are sagging below my ass

if theyve already got you drawn down
you wait and slit throats much later in time and space

This nigga moon walking

ask them to define "woman" and turn 3600 and walk away while they call the HR and legal department to figure out what they can say without being subjected to a month of sensitivity training

Fuck off ZOGbot

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greet them with a native American tribal dance

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*throw piss jugs*

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Well, I'm not a federal agent so I won't be freezing.
Besides, its fucking July.

Start blastin

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brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

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Yep. I've got nothing to lose anymore. Come at me, niggers.

No you!

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Unfortunately true. If someone's got you in their beads you already lost

Began moving erratically to get shot and die (finally).

based

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Put the gun to your head. Do it now your life is worthless you are a traitor to your race and grandchildren. Put the gun to your head an pull the trigger. DO IT DIRTBAG!

Put on "welcome to the jungle" and release the claymore roomba

>Brazil flag
>acting like a nigger

Well, look at that

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Bite down on cyanide+sedative capsules

We can dance if you want to, we can leave your friends behind.

Pray in Latin

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Write "5th" on my dick and tell them to suck it.

ACAB.

> jewish faggot
> exact the same reply all the time, so you don't know if it's a bot or just a boring idiot

Federal agents are in violation of posse comitatus and are a standing army in direct violation of the United States Constitution.

Amerimutt education

> OOOOOOOOHHH LIFE IS WARFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE!!!!!! * rubs his micropenis *
> So, what if every psychopath got killed?
> OOOOOOOOOOOOHHH THAT'S SO INHUMANE!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Astral project my soul into the ether. While the agents investigate what appears to them to be a fainting spell, I'll disrupt their chakras and make my escape while they are bound up in the lies they tell themselves.

Don’t be salty Brazil, you walked right into that one all by yourself

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Data mining thread.

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