“I smell marijuana”

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If you smelt it you dealt it

That's because I have 1/2 a pound in the trunk. Here is my medical card, license, and insurance, officer.

If you don't have drugs in the car like a degenerate what do you have to worry about. But there are thos few cops that plant drugs in the car.

I don't have any but you're free to check.

That's not probable cause in my state

He who named it claimed it.

i smell a faggot who will go to sleep later with no backup to save his faggot ass.

I smell a faggot.

"i smell bacon"

Mine either

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When you find where its coming from lemmie know, time to reup

You're about to smell gunpowder, ZOGbot.

>Dad, I'm still not selling it to you if you are in the uniform, geeeez!

WHAT THE FUCK A SKINWALKER

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digits!

he who denied it supplied it. your move, mister lawman

*whips out dick and balls*
I SMELL DEEZ NUTS

found the dark skinned individual

“Do you intend to plant some in my vehicle to meet the department quota?”

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Again?
user, did you fire up ANOTHER spliff.
Because this kind officer was just here a couple hours ago..

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Sorry officer I just had Indian food

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>obeying the law
faggot
Ive been qualified for medical Marijuana for years but im not getting their faggot license to get ripped of by feds instead of stoners

You should quit smoking the reefer right meow, officer.

>what do you have to worry about
Planting something illegal on you.
You having something illegal on the car, but not knowing it was illegal, because it's impossible to know every law on the books.
Some idiot friend you gave a ride to 6 months ago dropped something illegal in your car without you realising.
It's a female cop and she gets spooked and shoots you.
The police find your silver stack and use civil asset forfeiture to steal it from you

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you 'smell' marijuana? you are supposed to smoke it, dumbass.

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Thats cuz I smoke weed fucc boi

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boomers who think being intoxicated with weed is the same as being intoxicated with booze. It's much closer to having a coffee and cigarette. Boomers are AIDS.

>faggot license to get ripped of by feds
In my state, only jews are allowed to sell marijuana. if you grow or sell your own, you still go to jail, but it is fully legal. Absolute bullshit.

>but there are thos few cops that plant drugs in the car
That you fucking retard. That’s what people have to worry about. You just contradicted yourself

But that white powdery substance that spilled out my pocket and onto your backseat is.
>turn the engine off and step out of the car

noice

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If you can stick it you must lick it

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What if it’s a truck not a car?

boomer!