So a German walks into a bar

He is there because it is too hot and he doesn't own AC in his apartment. He tries to order a cold drink but they give him a warm beer because Germans are retarded. He then left because a Muslim horde came and raped all the German women.

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good one!

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>inb4 German and Europoor cope about how they don't need ac cause they aren't fat

Ba dum tssst...

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Roflcopter my nigga

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So an American walks into a bar
He is there because his mobility scooter don't fit into the mens room at walmart. He wants to order a beer, but he's only 20 and it would taste like diluted piss anyway. He then left because the bar was preparing for a drag show for children.

The German then goes to buy a cold soda but it's served to him lukewarm because Germans don't have ice machines either. On his way home he comes across a rabbi who then takes a steaming hot shit down the German's throat. The German full of glee runs home to bake himself to death inside his glowing red hot apartment. He died happy.

gotta write this down...

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Norcuck upset because the German joke is very similar to his situation

An American walks into the bar cause he is an alcoholic. He drinks some beer and eats a basket of tendies, takes a piss, gets a burger and more beer and then pays $100 and drives home in a big truck to air conditioned home. Many such cases

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