>reads your Any Forums posts in court
how fast does your defense fall apart Any Forums?
Reads your Any Forums posts in court
Adam Edwards
Samuel Jenkins
Retard, im a shitposter sent by leftypol to distract the chuds
Mason Miller
Your honor, my client's posts were satirical in nature. He has a very twisted and anti-semitic, but perfectly legal sense of humor.
Logan Reyes
id be executed
Jaxon Roberts
>the defense will now read 9000 posts for context
>they all say "niggerfaggot"
>mfw.
Caleb Cox
pretty much this. the board is called 'politically incorrect'. only a retarded nigger with a typical (((early life))) would take this shit seriously.
i'd tell the (((judge))) to has himself asap.
Owen Sanchez
kek
Bentley Reed
just google opposite shit every once in a while. like "america is racist" "trump is the worse president" "black people aren't so bad afterall" and you create reasonable doubt.
Kayden Smith
I wouldn't be able to stop laughing
Nolan Foster
Lol me too bud
This all just satire
And the best use of my time
Eli Reyes
Everything, and i do mean every single
Fucking thing ive ever said i meant
Fuck Jannies
Fuck Kikes
Fuck Niggers
And fuck Op the massive kike faggot
I hope your whole family dies in a
Horrible car accident where they
Suffer and burn to death for hours
FUCK GLOWIES TOO
AND THE FAT FREEMASONIC
JUDGE
HEIL HITLER
HEIL HITLER
HEIL HITLER
Sage op is a nigger
Zachary Hall
>Your honor, I think I can explain to you who Sneed was, why his shop was formerly Chuck's, and why this is relevant to the case.
Brody Turner
Alexander Fisher
Your honour on July 27th, my client was merely satirically posting the n word for 128 occurrences over a 6 hour period. Allow me to show Exhibit A, his search history just 20 minutes prior to those, in which he looked up "thick ebony queen, skinny white boy" on xvideos and clicked through 25 similar videos afterwards.
Blake Lewis
You're honor, may it please the court, I am moving today for the motion that was filed and served last week seeking a judicial determination that Op is indeed a fag. I'm sure you've read the briefs your honor, and clearly given Op's behavior today--in this thread no less--I think it's not a difficult call. Op may claim that 'he's not a fag' but your honor his faggotry is naked for the world to see and I would request the court to recognize this by granting my motion. Thank you.
Brayden Smith
just dont google hp lovecrafts cat name
Justin Jackson
You want me to repeat myself when you have a record?
Wyatt Miller
Yes my defense is, THE JEWS DID 9/11, NO JEWS WERE HARMED DURING THE MAKING OF HOLOCAUST, JEWS CONTROL THE WORLD.
Lucas Moore
Based
Adrian Powell
>defense
Asher Gutierrez
The defendant apparently loves his oshi, Sakura Miko
Hunter Cruz
>over 9000 /ck/ posts
The bailiff would summarily execute me and I'd deserve it.
Parker Perry
You see your honor, it's funny because the writing and delivery of the lines is confusing. Is he suggesting that taking the mask off wouldn't hurt him because he is a big guy, or that it would be painful for CIA because he is in fact a big guy for him and implies he would hurt him if he tried? In addition...
Joseph Gutierrez
Jaxon Ramirez
Sneed has a trucking company as well as insurance. Sue him
William Taylor
Pretty quickly after I start laughing at my own dumb jokes, my only hope is that my lawyer selected the jury correctly and some of them start laughing too.
Hudson Gray
Why would you pay for a lawyer, just spend it on the jail TV and coffee, make shit paintings
Samuel Lee
>Sneed's Leasing Trucks
>Former Chucks Teasing Fucks
Cooper Harris
I just laugh the entire time.
Isaiah Rogers
they'd just be confused
Jordan Taylor
The whole damn case would fall apart.
Lincoln Hughes
absolutely based
Caleb Reed
>"user can you tell us what you mean by this phrase?"
*hands me papers*
...Niggers tongue my anus?
>"Y-yes..."
>mfw