Parole Hearing Thread #1

Come listen to prisoners make their case for their freedom.

We vote on their chances of success.

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bump let's get comfy
This reminds me of when people were posting threads and we were all watching Chicago bail hearings for a while.

>nigger
>guilty
Next

He poligized to da families, won’t make that mistake again, innocent

MOMMA’S HERE

Oh, she sounds like she’s a smoker.

But praise Jesus

One of them should try the Shawshank Redemption parole speech.

>kills 2 people
It's okay we sorry an shit so let me out an give me a job at yo sto honkey

He was a good boy

VOTE TO GRANT, HE MIGHT DO IT

loozyanons talk funny

>9pm - 6am curfew
I could handle that no problem, shit you could put me on total curfew and I'd be fine, just delivery my groceries

Next up: Patrick Johnson
>Second degree murder

Whew

So far the scores are

Granted:

1 double homicide perpetrator who served 41 years

Denied:

TBD

Next: Patrick Johnson

Was that double homicide the first hearing of the day, or did we miss some earlier?
Because the docket shows a shitload of people at Rayburn Correctional Center, but the in-between screen didn't have that many

YO HONAH, I DINDU NUFFIN YALL SYSTEM BE RACIST AS FUCCK

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I hope we can get Jessie Shelton - 2 counts of Aggravated Incest

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First one I caught

>first offense
>second degree murder

Go hard or go home

>99 year sentence, 30 served

Bets?

thanks for the update fren

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>Granted:
>1 double homicide perpetrator who served 41 years
Ffs that's a joke.

Based researchanon, let’s keep this bad boy rolling

>wants to be a preacher

So it sounds like this guy was 18 and killed somebody, but since coming into prison he's really become a better person
I'm sure there are plenty who go the other way, but it seems like this guy got his shit together and could be a good citizen from here on out

always a fucking stupid white woman

Time for the coalburner to say her piece

Kek you sound like a gullible retard. They'll say anything to get out of prison.

what did this humble nigger do

Hoping these guys are in good moods today, he also already has a tradwife on lock if they give it to him

>He performed CPR 8 or 9 times
Wtf is going on in that prison?

Second degree murder
Got in an argument with his cousin over money, so he hit the cousin in the head with a hammer

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oh that's very reasonable sounds like a good boy to release into the community

>Wtf is going on in that prison?
It sounds like this guy's been out on work release several times
They mentioned that he did hospice care, so that's a good place where CPR might be going on
They also said he worked several times at the governor's manor

Next up: Jessie Shelton
>2x Aggravated Incest

Hospice care is for people who are dying.
You don't do CPR on people dying in hospice care.

quadruple homocide and selling drugs

Let’s GOOOO WE GET INCEST GUY

He dindu nuffin.

oh fuuuuck

So far we are 2/2

1 double homicide
1 2nd degree murder

Next up:
2 counts of aggravated incest

Maybe ChrisChan’s alias?