This is getting way too hilarious for any sane person to handle

This is getting way too hilarious for any sane person to handle.

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>everything bad is now long covid
>Remember to take the vaccine do you can deal with the side effects and a compromised immune system.

Good morning sir. Have you done the needful

lol dude it's reaching the point where they will be saying
>do you have skin cancer?
>yes
>you have long covid
lmao

>are you a virgin?
>yes
>that's cuz you have a long covid

Are you retarded? Long covid

They are blaming vax side effects on covid.

>sane
Found your problem, sir. Do the needful and just go mad.

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Heart problems? Long COVID from the asymptomatic COVID you didn't know you had. Get your booster.

Has there ever been such a generalised seemingly degenerative disease as this supposed long COVID, maybe aids I guess.

I should've been a fuckin doctor, I'd make 10x what I do now and I could just write off everyone's symptoms as long covid, what a gig.

medical practice is dead.

Ah yes, the infamous long covid.

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hahahahhahahha yeah in today's world to be a practicing physician is to just keep on writing everything as "long covid". It has never been easier!

A doctor isn't to diffent to one of your outsourced phone support agents, they just read off the poorly written documentation for whatever the case is and tell you to bad if that isn't the actual issue

>Summer: "COVID can cause sweating"
>Fall: "COVID can cause flu-like symptoms"
>Election time: "COVID is KILLING people. Be safe, vote by mail"
>Winter: "COVID can cause depression & cold limbs"
>Spring: "COVID can cause allergy-like symptoms"

You guys are all retarded, long covid is caused by climate change

it's duh evil spirits
it's duh evil eye
it's duh soul sickness
me holy man, me much knowledgeable. give respect and coins

My short term memory has been fucky lately. I'm 99% convinced it because I smoke an ounce of weed every few weeks, but I did have covid in November so long covid is a possibility.

I guess I've had covid for over a decade then.

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COVID is fake
COVID is sars from 2012
The vaccine agenda was supposed to happen under Obama , but it killed 53 people and was withdrawn
Hillary was supposed to win and continue on that trajectory.
SARS = aids that doesn’t produce a p24 positive result
They’ve promoted prep and “undetectable = untransmissable” ever since hoping everyone gets infected.
Ivermectin and HCQ reduce your viral load. They don’t stop your tcell decimation.
Aids decimates your cd4
Aids decimates your testosterone

They don’t notice a cd4 drop from 1200 to 800 in healthy people.
If you’re at 400-600 already it could kill you. And they’ll say “oh look it’s a gay disease” (again).

Aids kills in 7-10 years

2012 (sars) + 7 Year’s = 2019
+ 10 years = 2022

[x] you are here

I still haven't got covid. Or I did and didn't notice. What is it like?

I have all the symptoms though, but that just my genes and lifestyle

do you sometimes feel like peeing?