George Washington gets resurrected from the dead or time warped into the modern USA. What would he think of it?
George Washington gets resurrected from the dead or time warped into the modern USA. What would he think of it?
Zachary Perez
Logan Powell
>a bit tawny innit?
Jeremiah Butler
My ancestors mother was married to George Washington and lived with him
Cameron Ward
"why are there so many negros?"
Mason Ross
Washington's will demanded that one of his slaves be freed upon his death, and his other 132 slaves be freed upon the death of his wife, though she freed them herself so they wouldn't kill her.
Jose Ross
>You let women vote?!
Jason Wilson
"where the fuck are the white people"
Colton Cox
Our values would be as alien to him as our technology.
Chase Mitchell
He would just start vomiting blood from his mouth and eyes followed shortly by lighting himself on fire and leaping from the nearest cliff
God bless America
Logan Walker
“Shalom goyim”
Jason Brown
He'd be glad that his freemasonic project came to fruition.
Kayden Myers
this is the correct answer
Luis Turner
He'd prolly kick off another revolution. Go full Robespierre on the current gov.
Jack Russell
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bentley Adams
>why is the president's cabinet filled with hostile foreigners?
Luis Lewis
"Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to give women the vote?"
Ian Parker
He would be impressed with America’s power, awed by modern technology, and disgusted with the racial and moral degradation of the people
Levi Mitchell
my dad works for sega
Oliver Peterson
Like a disappointed parent who’s children trashed the house after a weekend away.
Cooper Bennett
>where the fuck am I
Jayden Morris
who cares what that piece of shit liar thinks.
Asher Ramirez
if you want to know what it would be if some of the greatest historical figures in history were warped into current times, watch bill and teds excellent adventure WYLD STALLIONS
Henry Anderson
He'd start assassinating VIP tyrants with a high powered sniper rifle and encouraging other patriots to do the same. Simple as. You know it's true.
Anthony Richardson
he'd start stacking bodies once he got the full picture
Andrew Young
he would ask where is the baconators
Sebastian Torres
he would want to see the new submarines
Nicholas Sanders
George Washington was a psychopath who, along with his father, Lawrence, NOT "Augustine," was employed by the Ohio Company of Virginia -- a subsidiary of the United Company of Merchants. A tidy little fact that they conveniently leave out of virtually every single text.
Isaiah Butler
He'd do what he needed to in order to right the ship. It would probably involve killing a lot of people.