Why do we go to this website

I want a girlfriend

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cause its funny

and frens

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Women are overrated

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youll never get her with that Any Forums mentality, my friend

>i want a girlfriend
me too

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women are fake and gay

take it from a chad, the novelty of a gf wears off very quickly.

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my gf swallows

>we
Any Forums is one person schizo

>new zealand
>wants a sheep gf

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I want a fox gf.

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fuck off then, nobody on Any Forums gives a fuck about 3DPD, this is a lolicon website

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>russian flag
kill yourself animal rapist kike

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Friend simulator for autistic outcasts with no where else to go.

Mainly this and checked.

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>Thinks there are multiple people here
This is my blog

My girlfriend got me into Any Forums, she also collects books, doesn't wear makeup and is fertile. Envy me.

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>website where people insult each other 24/7
>friend simulator
what fucking friends? this place is like 99% normalfaggots who don't belong here, and the other 1% are degenerates too bad for even Any Forums i.e people sexually attracted to things other than their own species

You wont want one after you get one
user.
Be happy you are free.
I agree tho this place is awful im only
Here for fren posting and to tell jannies
That i sage slide threads.
I announce that i saged and then i tell
Them how useless they are b/c i just
Reset my phone or router and
Do the same thing.
In the same thread.
Remember:
they do it for free

Based and redpilled

I come here to get away from mine

Are you worthy of a girlfriend? Are you a fatass, video game playing, lazy piece of shit with no car, no career, no home?

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Dont ever change RusBro
U and the Romanian tomboy poster
Are the only thing i can count on
In my life. And the Jannie menace
Ranged banned him.

I really dislike Jannies

having a girlfriend sucks.
what does a western women in 2022 has to offer besides her body that gets boring after you fucked her 5 times?

Checked and thinking about it you are right. The laughs I get here and the shared belief systems make me feel like I am not alone. Everything outside of Any Forums is so different is a weird way.
I want a real gf to fuck and turn schizo. I am way too schizo to talk to girls right now but ive had gfs when I was less schizo. So my dilemma is either find a normie girl or wait til I find a more schizo girl. Should I go to church to find one? I dont know what to do. Too many college girls who love drinking in my area.

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i can get some romanian roastie no problem. That's not what i want

Cope

>schizo
>wants a real gf

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well no shit, thieving gyppos just steal what they want. you're also not really Any Forums material if you have any interest at all in 3DPD

>start to feel like having a gf isn't a big deal
>meet up with her and she's happy to see you and hugs you
>you now remember why having a gf is great

Not gonna lie I do envy this it sounds ideal

You want a girlfriend until you actually have a girlfriend. Then what's it going to be?

When you get a GF you'll be here saying you want to be alone

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the way newfaggots have been responding to my vollposting i'm starting to believe that a vast majority of anons here aren't Any Forums material

Hey, I'll be your friend, but who's keeping score.

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>take it from a chad
you have a friend who's a chad and told you that?

I can't feel "love" anymore

having a GF is cool for about 7 months tops...after that it gets annoying as fuck and the only way a relationship can work is when both sides dedicate their every being and existence to GOD. Any girl with lots of friends and who likes to always go out and live a bohemian life is no good and only leads to misery. Its not only womens fault though, there are plenty of faggots who call themselves men with the same mentality.

practice, practice and practice
gain exp like in vidia
think
do not stop
think
think
become a legend

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I have a girlfriend (fiance actually) and I still come here. You're here forever

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Friends are mean in such a way that is non-personal and entertaining. You just don't understand that because you have none but here.

I have no one in my life I can really relate to on political stuff.

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>a hug keeps this nigga alive
You're fucking pathetic bro

>implying
you likely aren't worthy to be my friend. most people don't pass the first 3 requirements
>Must be a lolicon, which also means you must hate women
>Must not only like video games, but actually be skilled at them. You should be the kind of person that has fun trying to beat Wizardry 4, and not someone who plays shit like pokemon and chinkshit impact
>at the very least, you must hate niggers, chinks, spics, and kikes for being the 4 most detrimental races on the entire planet
if that doesn't sound like you, then go away normalfag NPC

I am talking to a girl who's been in a 9 year relationship, and the guy ignores her and treats her like shit. She offers everything to him and he does not respond.

It took me a while but I realized that was the secret to maintaining a woman. Literally deny her affection and treat her like shit. Thats it. That's how you get a girlfriend. Period.

It's a vicious cycle. Incels want a surrogate mommy that will coddle and hug them, but women find men like that absolutely repulsive but it's the most corny beta shit ever

True desu

You can only fall in love 6 times in your life.
You probably wasted your on roasties that didn't want you.

*because it's the most
for clarity

So you're cold and feel nothing when your gf hugs you

only faggots use the word incel and call others beta. and thats a fact.

>he doesn't have a Any Forums gf

Do you like search for threads mentioning a woman just to spam this troon

Sounds like you both smell, by the image attached to your post. Cigarettes are for the lowest life forms, but right above crack addicts.

that is not a troon, and not really no, they just, exist.

I'm not using beta and incel in a derogatory way, I'm using them in the most authentic and honest way possible. When I say incel and beta, I actually mean incel and beta

To see typical nigger behavior.

youtube.com/watch?v=uaDbjoVNgRg

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>he wonders why he doesn't have any friends.
You can't control other people. You need to learn that no one is perfect and you have to accept people the way they are.

a true alpha would give a message of hope and boot morale. but you, you're a faggot.

if you will not move nothing will change

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The highest IQ of Any Forums bully each other into being their best selves
Based. I do appreciate the freedom I have but I am at the point in my life where starting a family is around the corner. I really do want a companion for the things I am doing. Its tough because Its like I cant relate to these normie girls unless I slowly turn them schizo. My schizo levels are through the roof right now.
For the most part I am better than a lot of guys. But its like this forbidden knowledge I have accumulated is an energetic block they can feel that I cant express without risk.
Thats a big part of the struggle user

Hi remember me I called her a good thot.
Mind you, she is a thot.

simp

why do you say that?

How the man feels during a hug doesn't matter, hugs are meant to make the woman feel safe. If you feel safe and secure when a woman hugs you, then you see her as your mommy which is beta as fuck

Becuz shes a thot BRO

So long as they smell nice

>tfw friend introduced me to an extremely attractive japanese girl but I fucked up and spilled my spaghetti everywhere
I will never get a chance like that again I seriously want to kill myself

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Didn't she have sex with the coach?

YNBAW.

>no tail
>good

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no

I am tired of Sophia vanishing when I take my meds
I have been on this website for a decade but I ignore the anime stuff for the most part
Id have someone to do exciting things with. Someone to share in the experiences I am having right now which my younger self would be amazed if he could know about. I am just too schizo and I am unhinged about it.
Probably

>Life is a video game
The averake vodka everybody.