Flying in the 50s: >would you like a snack on this flight? here take a plate and cutlery and we'll get you something >hmm? smoking? sure go right ahead! smoke the whole pack, would you like a bourbon with that? >you want 5 cups of coffee? >you'd like to take a nap? go ahead and recline ALLLL the way back, I'll be right back with a pillow, would you like a blanket too? >you like my dress? aww thank you ;)
flying in the futuristic utopia that is 2022 >here's your SINGLE packet of nuts for this 8 hour flight and half a can of soda >hmm? you want the WHOLE can? there's no way I can do that sir >Coffee? what? there's no way we can serve HOT coffee on an airplane sir. no I don't care that it's 5am. >*300 lb sheboon flight attendant keeps pushing back and forth past you* >you wanna nap? why are you telling me? I dont care >NO SMOKING EVER!!!!!! if you even THINK about smoking in the bathroom the flight Marshall will shoot to kill. think of our precious carbon filter!!!! >MASKS UP OVER NOSE AND FACE FORWARD THE ENTIRE TIME!!!! IF YOU FAIL TO COMPLY YOU WILL BE BARRED FROM TRAVEL FOR LIFE!!!!
wtf happened? flying used to be a pleasure, an act of the achievement of man over conquering the very earth and the sky above it now it's like a prison / slave transport
All of flying used to be basically what first class is now. Adjusting for inflation you'd probably be paying as much for first class if not more and accidents up to the 1970's were way more common.
Isaiah Smith
you could buy a first class ticket and enjoy almost all the amenities available in the past
Oliver Cox
They used to allow smoking on airplanes. Disgusting.
Benjamin Lewis
I flew first class once on a 6 hour flight on a 737. Since it was a redeye they didn't serve anything. Fucking kikes
Luis Jones
this is such fucking horse shit it makes my blood boil because it's too early it becomes impossible to serve coffee?
Caleb Watson
Air travel, especially long distance flights, will reduce a lot, perhaps even by 75% as the effects of the vaccines stop pilots from being declared fit to fly. Also the anti air weapons distributed in Ukraine will make their way into the hands of terror groups.
Probably in 10 years most intercontinental travel will be by ship.
Angel Richardson
It was an 11pm departure/7am arrival. Didn't even get coffee before we landed. I only got the first class ticket because I was moving states and it was cheaper to fly first class since I got 3 free checked bags
John Gomez
The elites enjoy it. I don't know what you are complaining about
Isaac King
>I want a cheap service >WTF? Why is it low effort?
Ian Green
in the past it was Whites flying now its mystery meat mutts loaded up on school-shooter ssris flying
Robert Cook
The smoking part was probably annoying if you didn't smoke, shit was like a hotpot. Its one of the few thing i'm glad they got rid of.
Colton Robinson
>sir it's 11pm, there's NO WAY i can brew any coffee >no I can't even transport of packet of milanos from the front of the plane to you. you see it's because it's 11pm that it's impossible
>wtf happened? Uhhh, the worst global pandemic in centuries??
Isaiah Scott
>uuuhhh getting .10c cup of coffee is a LUXURY service. you need to pay several thousand and charter a private flight if you want such advance luxury's
Brody Ross
You WILL ride the train You WILL ride the bus You WILL be happy
What's the complaint? Airline coffee sucks ass on all planes. Only once did JetJew have a dunkin donuts urn of coffee before the flight in line and even then it sucked ass. Trannies will never be women and airlines will never brew a good cup of coffee. What has ruined air travel now is faggots and niggers, both as passengers and as stewardesses. Power tripping because it's the only portion of their lives where they have any sort of authority, and they have a lot of stored impotent rage from their school days to get out. Also kikes, for trying to game every last shekel as usual. Flying will get more and more unsafe as grizzled air force guys are 65'ed out and more niggers and shitskins go in to the cockpit.
Ryder Baker
I don't care if the coffee sucks. give me a cup of foldgers freeze dried coffee if you have to it's 4am and I'm teetering on the edge of consciousnesses I need something
Flight attendants were always gorgeous polite highly trained women... with actual real vaginas. Now they are faggots dikes and the diversity. Always overweight and rude. No one dared to pull the bullshit stunts you see on commercial flights nowadays.
Post 9/11 it isn't worth flying commercial unless someone is required business or an emergency (funeral, etc). There is no vacation or entertainment value to air travel and people are greyhound tier trash. It is all stress, no upside.
Please Kek drop the bombs and cleanse this Clownworld.
Luke Nelson
Imagine flying economy class.
Christian Bennett
I'd rather take a prison bus
Josiah Barnes
>the Decline of Air travel
If you haven't noticed, everything is collectively declining
Jackson Jackson
Depends on the airline. Delta will get you drunk before take off in first class.
Adrian Walker
That's part of the reason I'll never embrace public transportation, take a 3 hour trip with no cigarettes or music. I'd end up going mad.
Hunter Gomez
Honestly, the standards haven't changed. My dad works on commercial airliners and he says that being seated in first class is alot more enjoyable than economy and that they have alot friendlier staff and catering to their patrons.
What is being described here is what it would have been like to fly business or 1st class in the 50s.
