/ptg/ - PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - HE DID ASK FOR IT EDITION

aaaAAAAAAWWWWEEEEEeee

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Nazrin day?

Still looks like a poster.

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nobody likes me everybody haets me i guess ill go eat wormas

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Tuesdays are for titcows, not mice...

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that's called natural selection user
being unappealing so predators won't eat you

Kek's holy digits summoned by Yamaguchi.

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>Portland's falling

heh

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What? Name the verse pls. I'm a staunch Christian and I don't remember this specifically.

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But I like shrimp, and I thought shrimp were technically bugs...

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sounds like a lot of not my problem
>they want this

ULTRA MAGA COUNTRY

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Based
Checked

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I see you got btfo so hard you avoided my argument
defeat accepted

>IQ Apartments
Sounds like they had a vacancy

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MAGA!
Have this breakfast Momiji before I hit the shower /ptg/.

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Do not eat the bugs!!!

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I do believe you aren't supposed to eat shrimp because they're bottom feeders.
bit I'm not an old leviticus scholar

zogbots want to go home at night

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It's funny until it results in even more homeless flooding the streets.

not heckin roller bands!

>black people can't talk without saying the N word every 30 secs

lol dumbasses

>I see what you did there

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checked

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me neither

I'm guessing he's referencing leviticus 11:10 "10 But all creatures in the seas or streams that do not have fins and scales--whether among all the swarming things or among all the other living creatures in the water--you are to detest.
11 And since you are to detest them, you must not eat their meat and you must detest their carcasses."
But that's old testament so it only applies to the jews....

>n-word
the nigger-word?

hello i'm ron burgundy, and this is what's happening in your world:

someone named cameltoe is a dum
oann.com/vp-harris-travels-to-ind-amid-state-abortion-law-hearing/
six congressional staffers (D) arrested for protesting in cuck schumer's office
oann.com/6-democrat-staffers-arrested-for-protesting-in-sen-schumers-office/
fauci claims he never said to "shut anything down" but here are examples of when he said exactly that
townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2022/07/26/fauci-claims-he-didnt-recommend-locking-anything-down-here-are-9-times-he-did-n2610782?2610
somehow a buttfucker is beating biden in a poll in new hampshire, despite being only transportation secretary (and a shitty one at that, no pun okay a little pun intended)
twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2022/07/26/new-poll-shows-biden-losing-to-buttigieg-in-new-hampshire/

and finally, the top of the news story today
BREAKING NEWS
women are dumb and gay cuz they like dicks

that's all for this morning, i'm ron burgundy, you stay classy /ptg/

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Reminder that Clarence Thomas destroyed essentially all weapon laws. The first domino fell in Colorado last week.

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Portland was DESPITE posting yesterday.

Lost.

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those are also not insects either

I need a hint, does it rhyme with nigger?

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Jews will tell you to eat bugs and then say abortion is a rite in their religion. Very theologically misinformed!

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I saw on Twitter they counted the homless camps in Portland. They counted like 600+ camps. A camp can have from 6 to 100s of tents. Each tent I'd guess average 2-3 people.

They are already lost, they are faaaaar gone already.

What happened in Colorado?

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No, you're just so retarded that I'm done giving you (You)s. A shell is something that wraps something up. Like this argument. Now post your boss's keys and flaunt his shitty Beamer like it's actually a good car.
Oh. Man it's been a hot minute since I've read the Bible cover to cover. I need get on that. I usually just read the verses I'm most familiar with and appreciate the most...

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Are they like Chaz/Chop?

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so teabags are shells?
you're actually fucking retarded

Do I need to quote the whole passage for you? Don't worry bugs are mentioned in verse 20, you can keep on reading yourself.

A very beautiful thing from an Obama appointed judge.

sentinelcolorado.com/news/metro/judge-temporarily-blocks-superiors-gun-control-rules/

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Are we back? Can I finally make Hitchhikers' Guild to the Galaxy references?

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That's pretty cool even if it just temporarily.

If there were no cops there wouldn't be any homeless.

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Defendant has no chance of success on merits.

maybe its a targeting laser

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omelettes are shells

Expand this to the Whitehouse you'd see how long the powers would last. Secret service would jump out of the way of any bullet headed for biden, quit and collect collect their pension.

So sad what happened to Colorado. What a total shithole it is now.

the ac-130 only has some offensive capabilities in regular ballistic munitions and the rest are evasive

Yes.

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I'm assuming worse.

Huh.

You mentioned "even if it's only temporary." I'm stating that there is absolutely ZERO chance of Superior, Colorado prevailing at trial in a post-NYSRPA v. Bruen world.

>rapper
His nickname was 'Blunt'... coz somebody smoked him!

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why do we say bedsheets instead of bedshells?

>388386731
>we
they're called bedclothes you nonce.

Oh my bad. That's good.

CARLOS!

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>We wuz sheeeets

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no but really why is sucking dick only bad when men do it?

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The skin is a shell. Soft and hard are words unrelated to the solidity of things.

As if they were living in Mexico.

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