Main headline in germanys top 5 news paper

>Why strokes are more and more common among young people

HOLY SHIT, Any Forums! HOW DO I GET THIS SHIT OUT OF MY BODY?! I DONT WANT TO DIE LIKE THE NPCs! I HAD TO GET VAXXED (2x BionTech) BECAUSE OF MUH JERB! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HELP ME!

t. 35 years old german

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It's just a bad case of summer vagina going around.

>I HAD TO GET VAXXED (2x BionTech) BECAUSE OF MUH JERB!
Not in Germany, no.

You made your choice freely, now live with the consequences.

You insensitive fucking Fish, it's a REAL condition & you can not have those Bigoted views!

You took the mark of the beast

NAC maybe? You're pretty much fucked.

DIE DIE DIE WAGIE

you are the npc
also legend says after killing 100 bigpharma jews you get redeemed and your body gets cleansed

>I DONT WANT TO DIE LIKE THE NPCs
Shouldn't have lived like one.

>I HAD TO GET VAXXED (2x BionTech) BECAUSE OF MUH JERB

no you didn't you had achoice and chose poorly.

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OP is a faggot for not including the link, but yeah, it's real.

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Shouldn't have taken the clot shot, serves you right for putting your shitty wagecuck job over your health.

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>BECAUSE OF MUH JERB!
Yeah...
>FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
bit late for that now, you have been warned many times, you choose your job when you schould have choose your soul, sorry
>HELP ME!
You are looking at bad times ahead, nobody can help you. Go to church and pray.

nicotine - 3 weeks, gum > patch > selfroll

strokes are caused by blood clots, taking a baby aspirin might help but you really should discuss that with a doctor.

You took it you die. I showed my boss a faked paper thingy and didn't have to test or explain why I am not vaxxed. Easy.

Savage.

I lost my Job. I didn't see the difference between taking the vax and faking submission.

Also can we get a translation pls?

Kek - Daily Mail today

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>Help me

I can help you by mercy kill you.

Come here my little fluffy suffering kraut.

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>HOW DO I GET THIS SHIT OUT OF MY BODY?!
You can try this, but it's unlikely to really do the trick. The I-Mask protocol to treat covid is a simple 1-page pamphlet. The "post-vaccine recovery" protocol is 41 pages.
Good luck :)

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Vegan cult, vaccine, lack of exercise. Simple as. Now where's my research grant to throw it in your face, Mr. Shekelberg?

listen, this is not medical advice.
I m not a doctor.

If you want to find out what trained medical doctors have to say about postvac syndrome you can take a look here.

covid19criticalcare.com/de/covid-19-Protokolle/Ich-erhole-mich-nach-der-Impfbehandlung/

talk to your doctor about this.

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Summer penis strikes right in the heart.

>THE LOVE OF GOD

More like the love of money. This is why healthy skepticism is necessary man! I wish you hadn't done it either. Hope it doesn't kill you user.

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what is more and more common? Does it go from 1/10000 to 1/1000? Want to know when the damn vaxxies die I need my gas.

it's just climate change, Hans
simple trick to combat this: stop burning fossil fuels
if you freeze to death this winter, you can't die of vaccine

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altered dna is permanent, lucky permanent is not for long

is it morally wrong to feel more and more smug as an unvaxxed whenever i read these things?

also for OP, here is how to clean your body up:
www.pfizer.com/treat_covid19_vaccine_side_effects

Enjoy your Covid

wasting digits this way, first they need to survive till winter

Yeah.
He's not immune from covid like people who took the vaccine are immune.

Pray to god you got the saline.
Otherwise, F.

We weren't even Australia or Canada tier , taking the Vaxx for muh job isnt a legit excuse.
Tell em to fuck off.
Only armycucks are Forced Vaxxcattle

did you already forget 2021?

That's why the protocol talks about management, not recovery :)

Nah, Australians don't have an excuse either.

We just proved that 99% of Australian men will immediately cave at the first sign of struggle.

funny, I'm the only one I know who didn't take the shot
also: the only one to not have covid... ever..
all of them did after the injections.
every single one of them.
a wedding my cousin just went to EVERYONE got covid. all vaxxed.

enjoy covid

flu vaccines are notorious ineffective often only reaching 10% protection anything below 70% or something is a failure
the idea that a rushed corona vaccine would
be more effective was from my expecations always nearly zero especially
with the profits involved

its because of 5G. Vaxx does nothing its just a money scam

no, and i am pretty sure the past two years gave me permanent brain damage as i feel a fight or flight reaction whenever i see someone masking up or talking happily about vaccines.

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>i was forced
No you weren't. I'm studying right now in Berlin, which is probably the most globohomo place on the planet and I got around it

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repent

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well poison. thanks.