*sharts in your path*

>*sharts in your path*
what do you do?

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those are the biggest pop tarts i ever seen

Run, fast.

Disgusting. Surely this picture wasn't taken in any developed country.

Are those giant poptarts back there?

That's obviosly a dog shit you moron

Obviously. No one in their right mind would poop in a supermarket.

clean it up wagie

We're talking about the US here, so unfortunately mart shartings are a daily occurance, I'm just pointing out that's a dog shit

>"How do you like them apples, jannie?"

Get a running start and slide on it like I used to do to ice on the way to the bus stop as a child. Ah, the good ole days.

slip and slide

Move to a new country

A hasty choice. You slip and slide on it like a loony tunes character.

nah just muttmerica. makes me sad.

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you
CLEAN
IT
UP
JANNIE

laying down a line to signal the big boxes of pop-sharts
true team player

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Paul Shart: Mart Blart 2

>pop-sharts

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You rang?

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shart back
my father didn't raised me as a bitch

lmao WPR8X (captcha)

*schlorp schlorp schlorp*

>the shart looks at you
>and then it speaks indian

I remember in college some manlet drank way too much vodka and shit himself when the emts lifted him onto the stretcher. It slid out of his shorts and plopped onto the floor cartoon style

Is the captcha 5 letters again for anyone else? Wtf bros I didn't even have to slide it. Is cern switching timeliness again?

The national pastime.

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