I don't have much time, but the shit photos posted before were just the tip of the iceberg, what I'm about to post in this thread may possibly shut down Any Forums, so act quick. What you're about to see is horrifying and there was this dude he hung out with in Cky called "Mike Vallely", and he was the douchiest blowhard I've ever seen.
He was a 5'8" balding manlet who looked like he hit the gym maybe twice a week to do only chest and arms, and he would get super aggro over nothing in order to look like the "tough one" of the crew; which isn't really much of an accomplishment, because the bar isn't set very high in the first place. His accomplishments included scattering 4 timid teenagers by flailing his arms like a windmill, and shoving a middle-aged mall cop away while the security guard was just trying to do his job.
He also had a brief stint as a hockey enforcer, where presumably his appreciation for violence might serve some sort of purpose, but then, to absolutely NO ONE'S surprise, the MOMENT he had to fight someone as strong, or stronger than him, who was equally as fond of violence as he was, he got his shit pushed in regularly. Never won a single fucking hockey fight in his life and was CONSTANTLY getting thrown to the ice.
The guy was the definition of coked up blowhard.
Mike Vallely, ladies and gentlemen. A possible contender for "faggiest skater in all of existence". Possibly faggier than even Bam Margera himself
Oh shit shit please please tell me you have more Hunter COCK picks. I fell it fellow magapedes if we can just get one more close up of Hunter's DICK we can finally get our god-emperor back in the white house. All Durham needs to wrap up the report that will lock her up is just one more close up of Hunter's massive penis and balls too. Drawn the swamp Q WWG1WGA blexit AWOOOOOOO
Connor Mitchell
In 2005, I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind a Ross Dress for Less. Man, his ass could grip. Real tight, not a hair on it, and a sphincter you could only dream of. I had fun at first. But he was so weirdly macho about it. He kept saying things like "thats right bitch, am I gonna make you nut?" and "fucking fag I bet you can't wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass hahaha faggot". I just ignored him and kept railing. He continued unironically calling me his bitch and a fag as he had several hands free prostate orgasms spilling seminal fluids onto the train tracks, getting more angry and dominant after each one. "Yea i bet you like dudes. You look like a pussy" he'd say "I cant even feel your limpdick bitch." I just kept clapping, wondering wtf is up with him. After about 20 minutes of railing Mike's boypussy, drenched in sweat and his cream, I finally got a nut off despite his constant berating and degrading comments. He immediately hopped off, laid flat on his back and bent his legs over his head so the cum dripped out of his asshole directly into his mouth. "The fuck you looking at? You like this gay boy?" He kept saying. After he got every last drop. He cackled like a rooster and punched me in the face as hard as he could. He nearly broke his hand, but I was fine. "Fucking fag" he said as he limped off into the sunset, shaking his wrist. That was the first and last time I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind the Ross Dress for Less
Blake Gray
Hmmm
Can i see more cawk pix, this will help us figure out if he's guilty of internet crimes...
Hmmm pls dump
Samuel Gomez
All those words but you got to be quick? Kys you pathetic nigger faggot
Ian Jackson
do a 360 and leave, losers
Ayden Brown
Always the Im gonna post it and never the just post it
Why are you faggots like this? I bet you're jerking off right now thinking "hurr hurr I'm so funny I totally trolled them all with stale copypasta." You're literally cancer. Die.
How many more photos of hunter’s schlong do we need? Maybe a few more panoramic images from some different angles, but after that, I think this will die down.
Asher Bell
All these people were hoping for illegal Natalie Biden nudes, and all they got was pictures of Hunter’s manky dick. Hee!
