Wtf is this guy’s problem?

They’re the worst aspects of Germany and the worst aspects of France combined into one autistically smug, shitty nation.

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They need to be assimilated into the Fourth Reich, simple as.

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It seems my superiority has led to some controversy

Were completely unique. If you dumb us down to "much 50-50 german french" then you're playing yourself. We know we are a people of our own kind, with our own culture, our own history&heritage and our own pride. Sounds like you're jealous you're not part of one, or you just know nothing about us.

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Jewish beer makers. Nowadays its gay strip clubs and weed. Some things never change.

>Jewish
Fuck off potato nigger. We have small jewish population compared to germany, england, france. Even relatively. We're just the best white merchants, so you have to compare us with the meme (((merchant))). Don't hate us for being good at mercantilism.

Wearing clogs and making bread with fermented foot sweat is not a culture.

There is nothing unique about you bike riding faggots.

Aquafresh is the smuggest toothpaste I've ever used.

The smugness comes from their French side. The autistic fascination with riding bikes, eating bugs, and generally just being as gay as possible comes from their German side.

That's because you are small in population.
Dutch merchants is what excelled jews overseas. Sell your drugs somewhere else.

Seethe and cope.

See that's where this gets easy. I know I have no reason to convince you of what I know;

That we have a comfy and unique culture. Our language is different enough from other germanics and has a lot of meme magic, good poetic characteristics and outright sounds very confident. Our history is rich and full of great heroic stories. Our culture goes beyond just copying stuff and there are many things we are known for.

What is this thread really about?

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>That we have a comfy and unique culture
You got that right. The degeneracy capital of Europe.

the frisians are pretty cool

I give up, you're a troll

Are Americans still upset that we fixed our sharting the mart problem before the US became a recognized country?

Beware of the water jew.

>I have no reason to convince you of what I know
>allow me to post a paragraph detailing what I know anyway
Buddy, everything I know about the Dutch comes from shitposts on a Swiss cave diving forum. No need to get your jimmies in a bunch.

If only we had your proud culture of alcoholism and dying in famines

Yes beware. At the height of our power it took:
-England
-France
-2 german bishops

Of coordinated power to get us down. Pretty good for being so damn outnumbered.

>at the height of our power
You mean 400 years ago? Kek
Now you guys are just Walgreens Pharmacy: The Nation

You guys are cute, bless you.

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You're the most progressive faggots of Europe. Accept it.

That was merely a summary of what you're missing out on by seething. To explain all the intricacies and details of it would be enough to fill books.

I welcome you to partake in our culture. If you are white and germanic, learn some dutch. Look into our history. You won't regret it my friend.

Famine never happened.

That would be spain. Also I honestly dont believe we'd make top 5 in that list.

it didn't, but it should have

Of all the euroscum. I hate them less.

We still lead in many fields. Why are you so desperately blind to our achievements? What does it do for you? Does it give you joy to try and trash talk us? Because that's pretty pathetic.