Anons, what's happening?
Anons, what's happening?
Cameron Hughes
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Carter Fisher
Jackson Lewis
Distracting schitzos with fake space shit
Jason Bennett
>when SCP is real
That would be cool and also terrible.
James Rodriguez
well I think I am getting pussy tonight if I am lucky...
Evan Bell
new product to distract you
Nathaniel Cook
Tax dallahs being wasted on EEEE-TEEE
Jaxson Bennett
Project blue beans. Screenshit this
Daniel Rivera
THE CHINESE HAVE CONSPIRED WITH FEDERAL US GOVERNMENT TO INVADE AMERICA BY
1. GENERAL GUANGXIN OF PLA BUYING LANDING STRIPS AT GRAND FORKS AND MORNING STAR RANCH
2. UPGRADING THE RUNWAY TO 10000 FT TO ACCOMMODATE LARGE AIRCRAFT
3. GETTING TAPPED INTO THE ELECTRICAL GRID WITH ACCESS CODES
4. LEAVING 85 BILLION OF MILITARY EQUIPMENT IN AFGHANISTAN
5. SENDING MILITARY RESOURCES TO UKRAINE FOR POLITICAL STRUGGLE
6. REMOVING FIGHTER JET PILOTS AND WARRIORS FROM THE MILITARY WITH VACCINATION REQUIREMENTS
7. USING MASS SHOOTINGS AS AN ATTEMPT TO CURTAIL GUN PRIVILEGES FROM AMERICANS
8. SELLING OUR STRATEGIC OIL RESERVES TO CHINA
THEY SHUT DOWN THE BOARD TWICE TODAY FOR HOURS AT A TIME FROM ALL POSTS TO HIDE THIS - IGNORE ALL THE ALIEN, ADL LEAK, INCEL, AI IMAGE SPAMMING, NIGGER, COOMER, CLIMATE CHANGE, LEGALIZE WHORES, SILVER SHILLING, TRANNY, EVOLA, AND WEED SLIDE THREADS
fed is expanding their bullshit paying women to do nothing in case nothing ever happens branch
Carson Bell
lots of dumbasses will spin conspiracies but the truth is with all the UFO and UAP bullshit recently lots of people have been submitting lots of dumb FOIA requests for that info that the Pentagon does not feel like dealing with but is legally obligated to, so they created an office just to throw all that shit to so they don't have to get distracted with schizos trying to chase down some non-existant conspiracy.
Josiah Robinson
Spbp.
Nolan Long
>and also terrible
How?
Levi Cox
there is two 'time' dimensions, and classical particle physics is measuring the field center of mass for decoherence in a time vectorspace projection called 'reality' (or what did happen, as opposed to what will happen and what is happening). unfortunately, our government is run by people who did not take quantum field theory 1/2/3 at MIT after 2015, and so they call all delta-y divergence from linear time physics decoherence instead of derivative. these 'anomalies' are just what is actually real. ayiys and quantum timespace manipulation, which will soon be made "illegal" like the spanish inquisition even though... well later happens just the same as before.
Adrian Wood
>be chink hypersonic drone
>fly into US airspace
>get shot down
>blame crash site in the Michigan UP on downed f15 airforce national guard training accident
Many such cases
Bentley Wood
>MFW
Angel Reyes
Oh neat! ((Pic related))
William Murphy
QRD:
THEY'RE COVERING UP ACTUAL SHIT BY MAKING THE PUBLIC FOCUS ON ALIENS
DO NOT REPLY TO LOCH NESS POSTERS
DO NOT POST IN SASQUATCH THREADS
HIDE ALL DISINFO THREADS
the real aliens are the jews anyways
Juan Torres
They're so afraid of our impeding collapse that they're trying to district us with ayys
Easton Walker
>they're turning the us people into an info gathering network to observe radar-resistant aircraft
>talk about ufos a lot so they watch the sky
>get them to report info
>300 million eyeball radars with cameras
smart
Chase Phillips
>laarp.
Here is the new appointed leader of that unit
Connor Nguyen
This would certainly be the global occult coalition.
James Wood
Kek I remember that, those were some comfy fucking threads. Anyone ever hear what happened to that one user who went an did aerial recon on the crash site in his Cessna? Or we assuming he's still a "guest" of the state and glowniggers?
Mason Walker
>Aliens say form a world government for climate change.
>Ay lmao
Justin Reyes
Because the world fucking ends in a gorillion different ways in the SCP canon.
You can literally die at any moment from some bullshit anomaly just appearing out of thin air for no reason. I think the end of the world is inevitable in like 60+ articles alone.
Ryder Taylor
Nah man, more like the UIU
Grayson Taylor
The saaaaaaame shit being repeated for years. Aliens are a thing
David Garcia
>Because the world fucking ends in a gorillion different ways in the SCP canon.
True, but then again, i get to have sex with some anomalous bitch.
I'd say that's worth it
Juan Davis
Why is it that every time the USA is under great societal stress the government creates or brings back an official UFO office?
Benjamin Anderson
I remember colonel Dunlap (or something like that) was sent in to the recovery scene. He is known to work on ayy lmao crash sites
Connor Jackson
Aliens are only real in the sense you realize that all "aliens" are just demons. The government and jewish media has been able to convince people who encounter demons they are seeing creatures from space, which is not a place any human or human machine has ever gone.
Connor Stewart
based palindrome poster--capped
Kayden Russell
>which is not a place any human or human machine has ever gone.
Satellites.
Caleb Powell
UIU fucking sucks donkey dicks, even in-lore.
Pretty sure you would drop dead from some memetic hazard appearing in your morning coffee before you stuck your dick in any kitsune.
ALSO
RPC IS SUPERIOR TO FAGGOT TRANNY SCP WIKI