Fuck the bike. Take the adult scooter pill

Fuck the bike. Take the adult scooter pill.

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I would love to. But it looks so dorky. I do like the e-scooters as a tourist. Ripping along at 40km/hr.

Whatever happened to those electric rental scooters that got dropped off everywhere a few summers ago?

>40km/hr
ask me how I know you never tried one

Can't, I'm heterosexual

niggers

They have rentals in Latvia. Best tourist experience. Probably pissed off the locals .You use your phone and a QR code. Ask me how I know you've never ridden one?

ya know, if you put two extra wheels on it for stability and could put like a motor on it to get it up to a decent speed and gave it enough room to carry shit in id be down.... oh wait i already have a car

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I always chuck these things into the water after a night drinking

>adult
>scooter
do a tailwhip brah

they are maxed to 20 and the one in op's picture has no motor, stop lying faggot

Not every country has retarded restrictions like us

Ok ESL. I was specifically talking about e-scooters. The ones in Riga certainly can. It was an incredible thrill to travel around the city like that. Extremely dorky. Wouldn't want to get caught driving one.

>Fuck the kike. Take the adult shooter pill.

see, I made Loland based again.

i tried one of those, but im too much of a fatass to ride one
it just buckled under me

perkele :DDD

I ride a longboard because I want everyone to know I'm a huge fag thats clingy desperately to my youth

pooland is globohomo central

I did. I zoom around on my electric scooter, AND I'm right wing. I don't give a fuck what people think because I'm too busy being radical and having fun

That's soo fuckin tubular broooo

it is bruh check out the sick LED lights

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You look like a fucking tool riding one of those

>nooooo normies are judging me
>nooooo what will the baby killing stacies think of me
By the way, they think I'm based.

leaf

> posts this same shit pushing scooters for the 4th day in a row
I hear the menstruation cycle is a pretty neat way to get around town. Does it come with a tampon holder?

muslim rape gangs

Size 13. Can barely fit 1 foot on the tiny bastards.

Day two of shilling this. FUCK you and it’s probably been more