What would you do to say 'excuse me' if you were late for work?

What would you do to say 'excuse me' if you were late for work?

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to clean any lurking user's eyes from the complete piece of shit this thread is, here's some vollposting

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Suck my dick you can't fire me, not in this market lmao

i work sixteen hour days six days a week for fun. if im late for work the work is wrong. i ask my boss for a one on one, close the office door, say im an anachronistic dinoaur, thinking about leaving, and wonder if he'd like to get business lunch beer drunk at lunch to discuss some venture capital pitch i wasted his morning on.

I would just smack that meaty ass and walk past as she simultaneously cowered from me and orgasmed.

That user never killed gypsy tom boy lover bro
Dammit

Tell them there were 3 dogs fucking on the hood of my car.

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diarrhoea, to fake teh symptoms just drink a lot of water. Doctors can't tell the diffrence

Good things take time

i know i know

Don't be late for work.

I can't tell if you're asking for a good excuse why you were late for work or asking what you would do if you were behind the girl in your pic and needed to literally say "excuse me" to get around her because you are late for work.

What's the question here?
Am I being autistic?

excuse me, sweetie
do you mind sitting on my face?

Not many of us can afford an accurate timepiece like an Omega with a 625 calibre, Benzli.

this one wants to fuck him so bad

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When I'm late I say absolutely nothing about it and nobody around me ever says shit. I just jump right into business and start doing my job quickly and look like I have a purpose in mind. People assume I was either insanely busy or don't think it's worth mentioning and we all just move on. As long as it's not a pattern or anything, this has always worked for me.

If I'm going to be extremely late, I will give a good excuse, but that depends on your job. Like a dentist/doctor's appointment, the train was late (if you commute), or my computer completely stopped working (if you work at home), etc. Depends on the situation.

>Oh, like you’re doing now?
>Huh? Huh? Huh?
Then I would close my hand shut in front of their face and walk away chuckling.

And the room filled with the scent of Japanese moip.

Saved the webm as "Motiviation" on my computer.

damn she does.... chink "men" on suicide watch 24/7

I would just fuck her right there

The blinky one at the end says, "Can I touch before I draw?"

He was gone from us for a few. Maybe that user DID kill the Romanian and simply took over posting (his real plan all along, less competition).

I thought this was dark side yuki from the thumbnail

Like when I miss a zoom call because I slept in or something, I just message the person "Hey do you have time to meet now?" and then I jump into business when the call starts and never even mentioned that I missed our previous meeting. Nobody ever says shit because it's easier to just go with the flow than scold someone.

nintendo

come on, explain it please

chinks are fine, it's only a few race traitor sluts (usually entertainment women)
majority of jap girls prefer very slim bodies with narrow waists, that and your face

why would I say something? usually morning hours are a waste of time
>2 hours in, employees are doing nothing to be honest
>normal people work in the morning, so the only possible clients are people who don't work, who generally wake up at 9 am
>traffic is full, public transport is full.
>nothing to do until like 1 pm

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i hate chinks regardless
the women look like their pussies stink

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Late for work? That's not something to ever worry about or put your own safety at risk. If you're late, you're late. The world moves forward.

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I dunno user, European girls stink in regular day to day, I wouldn't worry about jap pussy any more than other races
holy shit do germans and french stink

MOVE I HAVE SHIT ALL OVER MY HANDS, GET OUT OF THE WAY UNLESS YOU WANT IT ON YOU

I often encounter obstructions like the one in OP's pic, I clap real hard behind them, it scares them and they get out of My way.
You need to shock the beasts so they react.

Death to kikes

kys you little annoying faggot

This means you are not of our race

STOOOOOOOP FAGGGGOOOOOOOTT

nah

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>holy shit do germans and french stink
I don't doubt it, one has a shit fetish and the other eats blue cheese & snails

Are you bi user? Every girl you like looks like a twink

no

Based tomboy obsessor