Reminder to all parents on Any Forums, take your kids' phones away

These dumb kids are buying "pink sauce" from a Tik Tok creating, eating it and getting violently ill:

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This is political because this all shows why you need to be in your kids life and not let some dumbass tik tok creator trick them into eating some shitty ass rotten pink sauce.

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how fucking hard is it to just make something edible and add some food coloring?

>penguin guy
into the trash it goes

LMAO that dumb mutts powdery face and vacant stare. this shit is killing me. LE NIGGER GIRLYBOSS YUMMY TENDY DIPPIN SAUCE. they should have that exact frame up in a giant bladerunner styled hologram over the whitehouse 24/7 to truly exemplify the state of the US. seriously, why in the FUCK would you eat anything a nigger eats or makes. fucking niggers eat bed cushion and baby diaper powder and rocks, i swear to you, its actually a double digit percentage of niggers that have some weird eating habit of inedible shit. this stuff is probably like the plastic sludge from crimes of the future

Just make beetroot hummus bro.

I used to like tattoos but now people just get scribbling all over themselves.

>It took pink sauce for me to realize I was never a parent to my children
>It wasn't the fact I only see them 20 minutes a day, mostly while they make frozen pizza or heat things in the microwave
>Not the increasing reports of child molestation by teachers
>Not the increasing numbers of tranny children
>It was the pink sauce

ironically just using pepto bismol as sauce is safe, would taste like ass but safe

not sure if you're indirectly relating crimes of the future to a segue about tattoos or if it's entirely unrelated to the thread but i agree, i wanted a simple tattoo when i was younger but within just the span of a year from that thought i realized how retarded tats are. why the fuck do i think i'm so important that i need to pay several hundred dollars to get some faggot to draw a voodoo doll bratz head on me or a photorealistic hotrod or roman numerals of when i graduated highschool or went to the beach with my "girlboss bffs" or some other retarded shit? tattoos are a normalfag sheep brand 95% of the time, and the people who have tattoos because they killed a rhino with a spear or fought bare-chested with a real sword or served in a battle where people could see the whites of their enemies eyes or sailed the seven seas or some shit - you know, the people who actually DID SOMETHING OF NOTE - you're extremely unlikely to ever even meet those fucking people to begin with. because they're either all in a retirement home, living/hiding in a 3rd world country, or in a shitty bar at the edge of whatever landmass they're temporarily residing in on vacation

We already know kids shouldn't be exposed to this. You think anyone here has children?

The kids who bought this shit and got sick have retarded parents. Natural selection.

Royals used to get them alongside their working class Navy men, some girls used to seem quite beautiful with ink but honestly now I think back it was mostly hamgoths I was fucking who were compensating.

what sealed the deal for me to forever stay of virgin skin was in my senior year of highschool. i had been sat next to some half-breed nigger who didn't show up to school one day, and the next day he came in with the most GODAWFUL fucking tattoo i've ever seen

it was - at least an attempt at - two hands clasped together in prayer, with hundred dollar bills sticking out between them, with angels wings on the side, and a flaming halo on top. it looked like some shit the stinky anime kid that wears the same hoodie year round would draw in the margins of his notebook and think it looks good. literal simpsons-tier hands. looked like absolute shit and his skin was inflamed to hell and puckered. fucking idiot had it slathered in vaseline and wrapped in cling film. biggest shit eating grin of confidence to me when he showed it off - said he paid "a coo fo hunned dollas" for it. after that it was clear to me: even if i had designed the greatest tattoo in the world and had it struck onto my body by the greatest tattoo artist in the world, that tat on that half-nigger's noodly arm would mar the quality of every other tattoo on earth. it's gotten to the point where women having tattoos turns me off regardless of how hot they are. women worth even a second of your time or even a dollar in change scraped out of your car don't get tats

everyone here is a smartphone/internet addict so they have to pretend that spending 18 hours a day staring at a screen has no effect on your physical or mental wellbeing

Jesus Christ.
I work in food safety. This bitch is looking at jail time at this point. Holy FUCK BALLS how can a nigger be so dumb.

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That looks fucking disgusting

I’ve known one who had to drink a capful of bleach every time they were sick because their mom made them. I’m not sure how they didn’t die…

All truths. They call it pica instead of mental illness.

niggas gonna nigga nuff said

How many years?

13

>Pink Sauce

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